Joke #1
Amo: Bakit ka umiiyak?
Katulong: Sabi po in dok tatanggalan po ako ng butlig
Amo: Butlig lang iiyak ka na…
Katulong: Kasi ok lang kung right lig or left lig lang o… Pero bakit naman butligs pa…..
Joke #2
Doc: Ano trabaho MO hija?
Girl: Substitute Po
Doc: Hindi kaya prostitute?
Girl: Hindi Po, mama ko Po ang prostitute at kung may sakit siya ako o yung substitute….
Joke #3
Doc: For your health take only a cup of rice, lean meat and a saucer of kangkong. Fruits for dessert and lots of juice….
Fat guy: Doc, shall I take them before or after meals?
Joke #4
Nahuling may kodigo ang estudyante…
Guro: Ano ‘to?
Estudyante: Prayer ko Po , ma’am!
Guro: At bakit answers ang nakasulat?!!!
Estudyante: Naku! Sinagot na ang prayers ko!
Joke #5
Kulas: Miss, isa ngang siopao… ‘yung babae
Waitress: Babaeng siopao?
Kulas: Oo. ‘Yung may papel na sapin. Kumbaga, napkin.
Waitress: Ahh, ganun po ba? Lalaki po ang nandito
Kulas: Lalaki?
Waitress: Kasi po, may itlog sa loob.(o, loko!)
Joke #6
Usapan ng dalawang mayabang…
Tomas: Ang galing ng aso ko! Tuwing umaga, dala niya ang dyaryo sa akin.
Diego: Alam ko.
Tomas: Ha? Paano mo nalaman?
Diego: Ikinukuwento sa akin ng aso ko
Joke #7
Josh: Kumusta ang assignment?
Ricardo: Masama. Wala akong nasagutan. Blank paper ang ipinasa ko.
Josh: Naku, ako rin! Paano ‘yan? Baka isipin nila, nagkopyahan tayo?!
Joke #8
Toto: Pangarap ko, kumita ng P250,000 monthly gaya ni daddy!
Juvy: Wow! Ganyan kalaki ang kinikita ng daddy mo?
Toto: Hindi! ‘Yan din ang pangarap niya!
Joke #9
Dok: May taning na ang buhay mo.
Juan: Wala na bang pag-asa? Ano po ba ang dapat kong gawin?
Dok: Mag-asawa ka na lang ng pangit at bungangera.
Juan: Bakit, gagaling po ba ako ru’n?
Dok: Hindi, pero mas gugustuhin mo pang mamatay kesa mabuhay!
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April 7th, 2009 at 2:20 am
they are cool jokes. i like it
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April 9th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
ganda ng jokes nyo nakakatawa na, nakakarelax pa!
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April 13th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
This is the first time i read this jokes,Its very funny
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April 14th, 2009 at 3:01 am
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April 15th, 2009 at 10:12 pm
nice one…
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April 15th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
ang saket na ng tyan ko sa kaka tawa…haha!!!
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April 17th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
ayos ah!!cool jokezzzzzz
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April 17th, 2009 at 8:50 pm
nice jokes di boring at talagang nakakatuwa
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April 19th, 2009 at 8:45 am
thanks the jokes are relieving and really fun.
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April 20th, 2009 at 6:28 pm
BUTLIGS!!!! hahahahaha…
that’s so freaky funny brod!!!
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April 26th, 2009 at 9:03 pm
first time ko din…. talagang i burst to laughter he he he….nice dude
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May 3rd, 2009 at 1:23 am
well , you have made me laugh ! we need more . . .tnx.
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May 4th, 2009 at 5:59 am
whehe .. pwede pang.relax , before work .. ^^,
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May 13th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Hehe. Enjoy. KAya natin to Pilipino. Naks nakakatawa talaga. Nasagot na prayers ko…Ma’am
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May 13th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
ganja ganja naman
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May 14th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
grabe ayos,,, heheheheheheheheeh
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May 14th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
haha kahit mejo corny kahit papano natawa ako
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May 18th, 2009 at 11:39 am
I’m sad today……olrayt. made me smile
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May 19th, 2009 at 6:13 pm
ok ah..cool .. lamig
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May 20th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
wahahahah nakakatuwa….
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May 20th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
corny masyado pero ayos lang nakakatuwa talaga
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June 30th, 2009 at 2:35 am
Your post » Dyoks to relax us #3 · PinoyJokes :: Filipino jokes – Taglish humor was very interesting when I found it over google on Monday by my search for sapin noel.
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July 9th, 2009 at 3:35 pm
hahaha!!…nice one..want more..nakakaaliw…
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July 29th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
woow…cory . .pero enjoy to read as a first reader…jejejgoodjob…kep up d good work
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August 16th, 2009 at 7:39 am
guy’s i love reading all your jokes. thats awesome!
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August 17th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
d maxadong nakakatuwa…dagdagan u fa sana..
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August 28th, 2009 at 12:03 am
Lalo yatang lumala ang sakit ko sa spine!!!
Hahahahaha! Aruy! aruy! aruy!
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August 30th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
ang ganda poh ng joke na nabasa ko,,,
para poh akong mabaliw sa kakatawa
its a very nice joke,,,,,,
please published a lot of joke,,,,,,
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September 15th, 2009 at 10:57 pm
hahahaha muntik na lumabas ung adams apple ko kaka tawa
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September 28th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
grabe..kakaubos ng tissue! naiyak n sinipon ako kaka laugh!
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January 2nd, 2010 at 11:54 pm
Your jokes are really funny I really laugh a lot
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May 2nd, 2010 at 1:56 am
Ok nakaka relax ganda rin mga jokes
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September 18th, 2011 at 6:30 pm
hahah ang lupit….
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September 19th, 2011 at 8:46 pm
hhahaa.nice joke!
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February 23rd, 2012 at 1:16 am
thumbs up!
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