Just wanted to share these jokes I received.
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Joke # 1
Juan: Pare, noong mayaman pa kami, nagkakamay kaming kumain. Ngayong mahirap na kami, nakakutsara na.
Pedro: Baligtad yata?
Juan: Mahirap kamayin ang lugaw, pare!
Joke #2
Anak: Itay, nagpapatanong si ma’am kung ano raw ang propesyon MO.
Itay: Sabihin MO , radiologist.
Anak: Ano Po ba ang radiologist, Itay?
Itay: ‘Yung taga-ayos ng radio as car!
Joke #3
Rodrigo: Bakit bad trip ka?
Harry: Nagtampo as ‘kin ang utol ko.
Rodrigo: Bakit naman?
Harry: Nakalimutan ko kasi ang birthday niya.
Rodrigo: ‘Yun lang? Anong masama ru’n?
Harry: Ang masama ru’n… Twins kami! Twins, pre.
Joke # 4
Bobo: pare hulaan MO ugali ko, nagsisimula ng letter A
Pare: approachable?
Bobo: Mali
Pare: amiable
Bobo: Mali pa rin
Pare: o sige, sirit na nga
Bobo: Anest
Joke #5
Policeman arresting a prostitute
Prosti: I am not selling sex
Police: Then what are you doing?
Prosti: I’m a saleswoman selling condoms with free demo.
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April 4th, 2009 at 12:05 pm
sana ung ibang joke wag masyadong bastos
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April 9th, 2009 at 12:54 am
ang KJ mu nman pre
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April 13th, 2009 at 1:21 am
ok ang mga jokes niyo nakakalimot ng problema.
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April 13th, 2009 at 1:23 am
ok ang mga jokes nakakalimot ng problema paminsan minsan.
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April 13th, 2009 at 1:29 am
jokes can only be written by people who are humorous in real life.it is easy to make men cry,rather than to make him laugh.only a person with real sense of humour can make such a funny stories.
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April 13th, 2009 at 1:37 am
joke time:in zamboanga asking a favor in local dialect is”ausillo”in zamboanga del sur it is “tabang” but in Jolo it is “HERP”.
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April 15th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
hahah!!!ang funny ng jokes nyo…meron pa bah iba?gusto ko pang bumasa ng mga jokes
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April 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am
i like it. you are really cool guys.
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April 20th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
i think its “radio SA car”
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April 26th, 2009 at 9:17 pm
jokes can only be written by people who are humorous in real life.it is easy to make men cry,rather than to make him laugh.only a person with real sense of humour can make such a funny stories.
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Written By mourshi on April 13th, 2009 @ 1:29 am
I agree with you…such kind of jokes are hard to fabricate, i cannot also say it happened in real life. I salute to those who made these!very funny indeed.
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May 3rd, 2009 at 1:19 am
its okay , worth the time.
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May 16th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
Di naman bastos eh.. Depende lng siguro sa isip ng bumabasa!!!
Ayos!
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May 21st, 2009 at 2:30 am
Mga jokers! salamat sa mga entry nyo. tawa kami ng tawa ng mga anak ko. eto lang libangan namin minsan pag traffic sa highway 1 dito sa BC.
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September 13th, 2009 at 12:34 am
thanks sa mga nakakalibang na jokes nyo,lalo sa aming mga nasa ibang bansa.nakaktawa talaga.
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