PinoyJokes http://pinoyjokes.net/main The best Filipino jokes around Wed, 15 Feb 2012 07:20:26 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 ang lalaki at ang ginny http://pinoyjokes.net/main/ang-lalaki-at-ang-ginny/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/ang-lalaki-at-ang-ginny/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3431 isang araw may napaka panget na lalake tapos naglalakad sya nang may bigla xang nakitang lampara hinimas ng lalaki ang lampara tapos may biglang lumabas na ginny

ginny:master dahil pinalaya nyo po ako sa lampara humiling kayu ng kahit ano at ibibigay ko sainyo

lalake: cge ginny palakihin mo ung pilipinas

ginny:NAKO!! hindi ko po kaya un master iba nalang po hilingin nyo

lalake: cge ganto gawin mo nalang akong GWAPO!!!

nagulat ang ginny sa sinabe nang lalaki at biglang sabi ng ginny na!!

ginny: HINDI NA!! AKINA UNG MAPA!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! ^_^

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2.di mo kayang bilangin ang buhok mo
3 di mo kayang huminga ng mabilis ng naka labas ang dila mo
4. Hula ko ginawa mo ang #3
5. hula ko ngumingiti ka ngaun kase nauto kita

GOOD DOGGY!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/anim-na-katotohanan-sa-mundo-p/feed/ 0 panget http://pinoyjokes.net/main/panget-2/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/panget-2/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3421 ..LUGI TAYO HAYAAN MO NA SILA ANG MAGANDA AT TAYO PANGET AT LEAST SILA LUGI HEHEH NYEK SABAGAY ………. by jonathanproxas@yahoo.com ]]> PARE ALANGANIN AKO DAMING GANDANG CHICKS DITO ..

PANO KA BA MGAISIP…BUTE NGA TAYO ANG PANGET ISIPIN MO KUNG LAHAT TAYO GWAPO AND LAHAT BABAE PANGET >..LUGI TAYO

HAYAAN MO NA SILA ANG MAGANDA AT TAYO PANGET AT LEAST SILA LUGI HEHEH

NYEK SABAGAY ……….

by jonathanproxas@yahoo.com

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/panget-2/feed/ 0 banat lines http://pinoyjokes.net/main/banat-lines/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/banat-lines/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3418 kanal ka ba?

bakit?

kasi tanga lang mahulog sau..

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/banat-lines/feed/ 0 Importante http://pinoyjokes.net/main/importante/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/importante/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3417 sige lang, sa ibaba nito, may mababasa kang importante……………………………………………………………………
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“IMPORTANTE”

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/importante/feed/ 0 pedro and the foreigner http://pinoyjokes.net/main/pedro-and-the-foreigner/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/pedro-and-the-foreigner/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3415 pedro bumps a foreigner
pedro:ay sori
foreigner:sorry too.
pedro:sori 3
foreigner:what did you sorry for?
pedro:sori 5
foreigner:i think you are sick
pedro:ahaha sick daw edi seven ang sunod

james.09…

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/pedro-and-the-foreigner/feed/ 0 straw ka ba? http://pinoyjokes.net/main/straw-ka-ba/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/straw-ka-ba/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest w<]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3395 Straw ka ba?

bakit?

plastick ka na nga sip-sip pa!!!!

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/straw-ka-ba/feed/ 3 kApAlmUkzzz http://pinoyjokes.net/main/kapalmukzzz/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/kapalmukzzz/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3394 .. (chinek-up sya ni dok) Dok: hmm manipis na pala atay mo eh,, pero makapal ang mukha mo… ]]> Boy: Dok! Dok!
Dok: oh bakit problema:
Boy: Sumasakit tyan ko dok pag umiinom ako ng softdrinks
‘pero pag libre..hindi naman>..
(chinek-up sya ni dok)
Dok: hmm manipis na pala atay mo eh,,
pero makapal ang mukha mo…

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/kapalmukzzz/feed/ 0 NALOKO!!ako? http://pinoyjokes.net/main/nalokoako/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/nalokoako/#comments Mon, 29 Nov 1999 14:00:00 +0000 PJ Guest http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3392 Magkumare:
Mare 1: lam mo naloko ko yung tindera”.
Mare 2: tlga mare: pano??
Mare 1: Kasi nagload ako sa kanya, eh wala naman akong cellphone:hahaha

]]> http://pinoyjokes.net/main/nalokoako/feed/ 0 Only in the Philippines website needs a Pinoy joker! http://pinoyjokes.net/main/only-in-the-philippines-website-needs-a-pinoy-joker/ http://pinoyjokes.net/main/only-in-the-philippines-website-needs-a-pinoy-joker/#comments Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:48:23 +0000 PJ Team http://pinoyjokes.net/main/?p=3386 We are looking for a Pinoy joker to look after our popular Only in the Philippines website.

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Only in the Philippines

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