Two men go to visit their friend. When he opens the door, a cat hurtles out and rushes into the cellar like a bullet. Then to the garage. Then to the attic. Then behind the dumpsters. Then up on the roof… The friends stare all that, totally amazed.

“It’s because I had my tomcat castrated, today,” the host sadly explains.

“So what?”

“Now he runs around – canceling dates…!”