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Holdap `to!

Posted on 17 August 2009 by JokepaL

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Isang lalaki ang hinold-up at tinutukan ng baril sa ulo.

Holdaper : Anong gusto mo? ibibigay mo sa akin ang pitaka mo o pasasabugin ko ang ulo mo?

Bart : Pareho lang `yan

Holdaper : Anong pareho lang ?!

Bart : Pareho lang `yang walang laman!

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4 Comments For This Post

  1. shienaramos Says:
    August 20th, 2009 at 11:21 am

    hmn..pwde na

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  2. ian Says:
    October 19th, 2009 at 11:21 pm

    natawa ko konte.. hehe pero pede na din :D

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  3. ashly Says:
    October 21st, 2009 at 1:54 am

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  4. MatthewGwapitoLarion Says:
    November 13th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    OK PASADO KA SA PHILLIPINE NAKAKATAWA O CORNY IDOL
    30% corny 70% nakaktawa psado ka sa mga kktayin bukas kc nakakatawa ka!!! pero ngaun 100%corny 0% kalokohan

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