To all: I think you have already read this somewhere in the past. But, should still be fun reading it the second time around. tnx.
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PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD
Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.
One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.
They go with a White House official to examine the fence.
The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well,” he says. “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”
The Filipino contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: “$2,700.”
The official, incredulous, says, “What? You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??
“Easy,” the Pinoy explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico “.
The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.
(81 votes, average: 4.38 out of 5)
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March 1st, 2009 at 3:42 am
that was clean and good joke. Commendable
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March 11th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
WHAT A JOKE HARHARHARAHAR…….
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March 20th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I thought it was a joke, it was a true story!
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March 27th, 2009 at 12:27 am
Damn. Is THAT where I get it from?
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April 24th, 2009 at 10:42 pm
WEW.. i thought it was a joke..
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May 16th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Really can consider a joke that reflect of what most of the civil servants are doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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June 25th, 2009 at 12:24 pm
kawawa naman tayong mga pilipino. pati sa joke kurakot..Ü
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July 24th, 2009 at 11:44 am
ok ung mga jokes nyo…. …heheheh…hahahahaha…jokesssssss……
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July 30th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
Hh!!!!! kawawa masado ang mga pilipino!!
eh!! hnd naman joke un eh!!
biro nayun!! ha3
HhMm!!! <<<<>>>>
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August 9th, 2009 at 4:44 am
Cool! Galing ng Pinoy!
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August 26th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
may kapareho ka ng post hihihihihi
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September 4th, 2009 at 1:35 pm
parang cnabi nman dyan na corrupt tlaga ang pinoy?
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September 9th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
jokes, but it bring serious reflections to every filipinos……but still itsd a joke,hehehe
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September 9th, 2009 at 11:05 pm
un naba un boring halatang halatang boring!!!!!!!!!!!
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September 18th, 2009 at 10:42 am
hahaha lngya… tyka bat parang may kulang? dba sbi nya $2,700 bat naging $2000 n lng..
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September 18th, 2009 at 8:03 pm
these people right below me didnt understand what they are reading.. haha.. they acting like that was true, eh nsa jokes site nga cLa.. hayy anu ba yan! hahaa
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October 17th, 2009 at 11:48 am
tsk..tsk..tsk..!
yati rah!
unsa mn na imong joke ui!
pangita oi!
wlay sense!
haha!
peace! ^_^
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October 21st, 2009 at 2:48 am
ina ya nami gid
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October 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 am
hina mo rin fail nyahhahhaha yung 700 yun yung offer ng mexico kaya instead na magtrabaho ang pinoy bale ni hire na lang nila yung mexicano. dun napunta ang 700 wahahahahha
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October 27th, 2009 at 11:05 am
i like this….reflects our government
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November 3rd, 2009 at 12:04 pm
hehehe……..jowk…jowk…..
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December 12th, 2009 at 6:08 pm
yan’ ang noypi marunong sa buhay…
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February 21st, 2010 at 6:30 pm
hehehe…saan ka pah…di ba onli pinoy “jack of all trades”…wais to’itz….dong
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March 10th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
,’piNoy tLgA oHhH!!!!1
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March 30th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
pinoy rulz!!!!!!!!!!!!
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April 19th, 2010 at 11:22 am
hahhahahahhaha ang galing
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April 24th, 2010 at 9:52 am
hahahahahaha -_-
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October 27th, 2010 at 9:50 pm
1,000 sa white house official, 1,000 sa corrupt na Pinoy at yong 700 doon sa Mexican bidder,gets mo ?
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December 21st, 2010 at 5:34 pm
sorry pero hindi ko talaga naintindihan ang joke so i will rate only 1 star kasi poor naman kung wlang i rate dba???
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March 20th, 2011 at 12:21 am
wahaha, astig talaga pinoy.. magulang!! =]
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April 2nd, 2011 at 11:07 pm
Im sorry but, hndi ako natatawa sa mga ganyang klaseng joke. So corny, or should i call it ‘kamote’.
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September 15th, 2011 at 6:25 am
ayus toh makototohanan hehehe
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October 16th, 2011 at 6:20 pm
BAKA MGA ARROYO UNG CONTRACTOR
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