Iba ang PINOY!!!!!

by rg

To all: I think you have already read this somewhere in the past. But, should still be fun reading it the second time around. tnx.

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PINOY CONTRACTOR ABROAD

Three contractors are bidding to fix the White House fence.

One from the Philippines , another from Mexico and an American.

They go with a White House official to examine the fence.

The American contractor takes out a tape measure and does some measuring, then works some figures with a pencil. Well,” he says. “I figure the job will run about $900: $400 for materials, $400 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Mexican contractor also does some measuring and figuring, then says, “I can do $700: $300 for materials, $300 for my crew and $100 profit for me.”

The Filipino contractor doesn’t measure or figure, but leans over to the White House official and whispers: “$2,700.”

The official, incredulous, says, “What? You didn’t even measure like the other guys! How did you come up with such a high figure? How do you expect me to consider your service with that bid??

“Easy,” the Pinoy explains, “$1,000 for you, $1,000 for me and we hire the guy from Mexico “.

The next day, the Pinoy and the Mexican are working on the Fence.

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23 comments

1 Eddie { 03.01.09 at 3:42 am }: that was clean and good joke. Commendable

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2 bEvz { 03.11.09 at 12:47 pm }: WHAT A JOKE HARHARHARAHAR…….
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3 jen { 03.20.09 at 6:47 pm }: I thought it was a joke, it was a true story!
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4 Angela { 03.27.09 at 12:27 am }: Damn. Is THAT where I get it from?
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5 orosa09 { 04.24.09 at 10:42 pm }: WEW.. i thought it was a joke..
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6 Elizabeth Enriquez { 05.16.09 at 12:15 pm }: Really can consider a joke that reflect of what most of the civil servants are doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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7 scorpio224 { 06.25.09 at 12:24 pm }: kawawa naman tayong mga pilipino. pati sa joke kurakot..Ãœ
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8 tomas { 07.24.09 at 11:44 am }: ok ung mga jokes nyo…. …heheheh…hahahahaha…jokesssssss……
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9 christian { 07.30.09 at 4:48 pm }: Hh!!!!! kawawa masado ang mga pilipino!!

eh!! hnd naman joke un eh!!

biro nayun!! ha3

HhMm!!! <<<<>>>>
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10 Kcdekdre { 08.09.09 at 4:44 am }: Cool! Galing ng Pinoy!
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11 JED { 08.26.09 at 10:35 pm }: may kapareho ka ng post hihihihihi
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12 Edelner { 09.04.09 at 1:35 pm }: parang cnabi nman dyan na corrupt tlaga ang pinoy?
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13 rey { 09.09.09 at 5:44 pm }: jokes, but it bring serious reflections to every filipinos……but still itsd a joke,hehehe
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14 Raymart { 09.09.09 at 11:05 pm }: un naba un boring halatang halatang boring!!!!!!!!!!!
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15 FaiL { 09.18.09 at 10:42 am }: hahaha lngya… tyka bat parang may kulang? dba sbi nya $2,700 bat naging $2000 n lng..
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16 duh { 09.18.09 at 8:03 pm }: these people right below me didnt understand what they are reading.. haha.. they acting like that was true, eh nsa jokes site nga cLa.. hayy anu ba yan! hahaa
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17 emOrej â˜º { 10.17.09 at 11:48 am }: tsk..tsk..tsk..!
yati rah!
unsa mn na imong joke ui!
pangita oi!
wlay sense!
haha!
peace! ^_^
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18 deckmat3 { 10.21.09 at 2:48 am }: ina ya nami gid
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19 tililing { 10.22.09 at 3:57 am }: hina mo rin fail nyahhahhaha yung 700 yun yung offer ng mexico kaya instead na magtrabaho ang pinoy bale ni hire na lang nila yung mexicano. dun napunta ang 700 wahahahahha
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20 mark { 10.27.09 at 11:05 am }: i like this….reflects our government
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21 danica { 11.03.09 at 12:04 pm }: hehehe……..jowk…jowk…..
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22 john { 12.12.09 at 6:08 pm }: yan’ ang noypi marunong sa buhay…
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23 Reynaldo Arcilla { 02.21.10 at 6:30 pm }: hehehe…saan ka pah…di ba onli pinoy “jack of all trades”…wais to’itz….dong
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