All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight “safety lecture” and announcements a bit more entertaining.
I have heard of these examples. I wonder if these are true!
CONTINENTAL AIRLINES
On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said:
“Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”
JAPAN AIR LINES
“In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling.
Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs.
If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”
BRITISH AIRWAYS
“As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”
QANTAS AIRWAYS
Another flight attendant’s comment on a less than perfect landing:
“We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal.”
NORTHWEST AIRLINES
After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced;
“Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted.”
PHILIPPINE AIR LINES
We’re now preparing to land at San Francisco International Airport. Kindly straighten up your seats, turn off all electronic gadgets, pull up your window shades and buckle up for safety.
We hope you enjoyed flying with us as much as we did.
Sa wikang atin po, tayo po ay papalapag na sa paliparang pangkalawakang internasyonal ng San Francisco.
Paalala po lamang sa ating mga kababayan:
– ang mga unan, kumot, headset at iba pang kagamitan sa eroplano ay di po kasama sa pasalubong. Huwag po lamang baklasin ang LCD-TV na nakadikit sa silya.
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April 15th, 2011 at 10:57 am
Hahaha astig to ah! Talaga nga naman! “‘wag pong baklasin ang t.v na nakadikit sa silya.” hahaha ayus.
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April 15th, 2011 at 11:44 am
Di ko gets… Di ako natawa..
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April 26th, 2011 at 12:17 am
I like it..
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April 28th, 2011 at 1:03 pm
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May 6th, 2011 at 3:06 pm
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May 12th, 2011 at 12:01 pm
don’t be serious.
Kea nga joke diba?
kea nga joke diba?
paulit ulit?
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May 14th, 2011 at 11:10 pm
mga ENGOT kayo,,,magsitawa na lang tayo!!!
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May 17th, 2011 at 3:03 am
hey ok lng yun, its not the english -tagalog . its humor. i like ithe he he
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May 18th, 2011 at 1:10 pm
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May 18th, 2011 at 6:21 pm
OFW ako. at alam ko totoo yan sa mga pinoy. Hindi ako nasasaktan sa ganitong jokes dahil sa gusto kong pasalabungan pati kapitbahay ko, kahit unan sa eroplano , pwede na…hehehe. sana nga. mabaklas ko yong LCD…sana.Pero yong headset di mo talaga pwedeng makuha kasi specially designed ang phonejack nya.
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May 18th, 2011 at 6:34 pm
mismatching words is 1 of the styles of joking…
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May 18th, 2011 at 7:46 pm
in short ang mga pinoy kahit sa airplane o hotel ang alam lng nila libre at inuuwi nila
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May 18th, 2011 at 8:12 pm
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June 24th, 2011 at 5:07 pm
nakakatawa kaya lalo na yung japan airlines…kayo kc ayaw niyo tanggapin n gnun nmn talaga mga pinoy
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June 26th, 2011 at 1:28 am
hehehe nkkarelate ako pro kumot at headset lng ndla nmin ng mga ksbay ko sa flyt.
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July 11th, 2011 at 7:29 pm
para sa mga walang sense of humour at sa mga hipokrito maari sigurong hindi nakakatawa pero para sa akin ito nakakatawa…..
kaya siguro kayo nasasaktan kasi gawain nyo ……..
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September 3rd, 2011 at 3:43 pm
haha nakakatawa but its true naman no
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September 5th, 2011 at 10:00 pm
hahahahhaa!sobrang nakaka ung joke natu grabe O?Really
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September 21st, 2011 at 2:12 am
Para dun sa naghamon ng suntukan, BRIGGS, basagin ko kaya ulo mo nang mkita natin gano ka laki utak mo?
sa mg hipokritong nakakainis. SIge subukan nyo.. GALIT AKO GALIT NA GALIT AKO SA MG TONG TULAD NYO.
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September 21st, 2011 at 2:15 am
biro lang…
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