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Jeepney

Posted on 26 July 2010 by ghost

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Bago lang si Juan sa Maynila…sumakay xa ng Jeep but d nya alam kung paano ang pagpara nito.

Juan: (nag-iisip) gagayahin ko na lang kung papanong pagpara ng ibang pasahero dito.
Mama: Para poh!
Ayun huminto ang driver at bumaba ang pasahero.
Juan: Yun lang pla ang sasabihin ko…
Sinubukan ni Juan..ginaya nya ang sinabi ng lalaki…at huminto ang jeep.
At ng may isa na namag pumara…
Ali: Kuya sa tabi lang poh!
At huminto na naman ang driver at bumaba ang pasahero.
Sinubukan na naman ni Juan….at galit na ang driver…
Juan: (sa isip) patay parang nahalata ng driver na ako un.
Tapos may nag isang mama na kinatok lang ng coin ang bar at huminto na uli ang jeep…so sa isip ni Juan ang dami naman palang paraan kung pano pahintuin ang jeep…at akmang gagayahin na naman nya ng
Driver: (Galit)! Sige pag papara ka pa uli pupugutan kita ng liig.
Juan: Patay grabe naman pala mga tao dito eh namumugot ng liig…pano to malapit na ako sa bahay namin..pano ko to paparahin eh pupugutan nya ako ng ulo..
Hanggang palapit na sila sa bahay ni Juan pero d na xa pumara at sabi na lang nya…
Juan: Ayun na ang bahay namin….

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21 Comments For This Post

  1. markingroe Says:

    lol! Ang kulet!

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  2. greshile shiniih Says:

    bonga!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  3. chari Says:

    hahaha… pasawai…..!!!!!!!!

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  4. apriil08 Says:

    haha!!..
    lol..
    :) )

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  5. krisha Says:

    sorry guy’zZZz… but i really did’nt understand the jokeHH….!!

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  6. krisha Says:

    …well, 8s very fuNNy..(:
    ..wish I cN haVe tOO…

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  7. preciousjhen Says:

    ..wow..fuNNy,,

    I like thIs…

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  8. kevin the great Says:

    wow a kulet muo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  9. Nickz Says:

    buti nga sa kanya!!!!! pasaway kc>>> lol

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  10. aze Says:

    halakhak to the bones !!

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  11. lumata_leo james Says:

    hahahahaha!!boring

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  12. ysrhael Says:

    ………..xD….xD…..
    i share it with my classm8 ang laugh s0 very l0ud…..xD

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  13. epal-epal Says:

    ..ndi nman nkakatawa corny..baduy sobra……

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  14. jhe Says:

    panqit nman nian….

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  15. RedTiger Says:

    pota ang korny pangit ang haba haba ang korny tapos un lang pala dislike this fuckyou

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  16. sabrina Says:

    haha.. zo funny. i like it.

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  17. bitong Says:

    ang corny nmn netong joke na to

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  18. deathraw Says:

    ang corni
    hahahaha……………….
    jokes………………..

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  19. Pretty boy Says:

    Lol..Kawawang juan,.

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  20. Blood Seeker Says:

    boring!!!!!!!!!

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  21. scheduler012 Says:

    hahaha ang kulit ni juan
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    hrap mging taong bndok nu..
    hehe

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