Maalaala mo kaya

by Lyncl63

Dear Ate Charo,

It’s so hirap talaga to study in UP, the University of the Poor.You know, I never wanted to study here. But my parents kasi, they both went to UP and they said na it was the best school talaga.

Eh ‘di I went. But no! When I got here, Holy horrors! I was ready to make himatay after the first day pa lang.

Would you believe, there’s no aircon na nga in the classrooms, the fan doesn’t work pa. And then this guy who was like, wearing a sando, shorts and tsinelas lang made tabi next to me. He made pakilala pa! The nerve! So I made takbo to the CR to make tago. But I couldn’t make hugas my hands that were so pawis from escaping such a near-death experience. There was no liquid soap! Not even a couch where I could sit to make kikay. Do you feel my pain na ba?

But wait, there’s more. Last Thursday kasi Daddy’s Volvo was bawal, eh the Eclipse was being repaired, so I had to make sakay with my yaya in the Ikot jeep. It was so siksik! I could like, smell the putok of the girl next to me. Like, it was sobrang mabaho talaga. Kasi naman, the Ikot jeeps are old na nga, they’re mainit pa! Sana they make palit na the jeeps with a shuttle system. Okey lang naman even if there’s an increase in pamasahe ‘di ba? So when the car is bawal, I can use my credit card na to make bayad.

Isa pa, you know the Shopping Center? It’s so kadiri talaga. I’m forced na nga to make Xerox there, (as if naman I could be caught in that place otherwise) pero I’m so inis because it’s so maliit and madilim, and most of the stalls don’t have aircon. They should tear it down na and build a mall na lang. Then I wouldn’t have to go to Katipunan pa to get my Starbucks fix.

My gosh, this place is so bulok I don’t know nga why anyone would bother making turo here pa. Just yesterday, my professor was kinda inis kasi her whiteboard marker had no more tinta! Then she tried to make hanap a matino whiteboard marker but of course there was none. Duh! Kasi naman if we had laptops instead of desks in every classroom there would be no more need or whiteboards di ba? But you know even if there were laptops na, the seats are so tigas sometimes I find it mahirap to concentrate. Dapat may cushioning para malambot sa butt, like Downy.Now I’m in my third year na. I don’t want to stay in this place anymore.I don’t give a paki if UP’s the best university here. I’m gonig to transfer to Assumption, where the CRs have liquid soap.

tnx.

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1 boy hambog { 01.17.09 at 12:01 pm }: napakasosyal mo iha, ang arte mo pa!!!!!! hehehehehe
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2 Lorry Anne { 01.18.09 at 10:30 pm }: ang arTe mo nMn.. nasa UP(UNIVERSITY OF THE POOR) ka na nga.. tapos may pa-english english ka pa.. suCh a loser XD jOke ba yan..? weLL veRy fuNNy ha.. c: I IDOLIZE YOU DUDE!..
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3 Joliver { 01.20.09 at 1:33 pm }: hay naku! taglish pa paraan ng pagsabe… pero i love it… because some of it are true!
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4 dhyoy { 01.24.09 at 5:53 am }: haler… ang arte!!!
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5 edward edz { 01.24.09 at 5:56 am }: i like the way you make descriptions huh. ayan npagaya n tuloy. nice use of words, kainis lang na nakakatawa. lol
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6 juan grana { 01.30.09 at 11:10 am }: watever! hehehe
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7 Naizar { 01.31.09 at 2:11 pm }: 3
Read with difficulty – good
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8 eairchm { 02.01.09 at 7:39 am }: im keep on wondering talaga..why she’s so maarte?..eh sa UP as in University of the Poor naman xa pumapasOk…what she’s expecting pa ba?…haLLer!!!!
buti sana if sa University of the Rich xa…hahahhhahha
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9 carmel { 02.04.09 at 11:16 pm }: LOSER! JOKE BA YAN??? SA kawalan ng laman ng utak mo cguro… HINDI KANA MAKA INTINDI KUNG ANO ANG JOKE O HINDI
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10 cutie18 { 02.05.09 at 7:19 pm }: ur nice..but ur so maarte. anyway i like ur style
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11 leane { 02.06.09 at 5:07 pm }: wt ever………….
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12 bluelover { 02.07.09 at 12:17 am }: iw…duh…yak!!!! ano ba yan napakaarte. buti ka pa nga meron pang tumanggap sayo dyan eh kaysa naman wala well…. ok lang naman kikay ka naman eh so,…..JOKE BA YAN?…. SA KAWALAN NG UTAK MO CGURO …HINDI MO NA ALAM KUNG ANO ANG JOKE O HINDI DUHH IWWWW KA NAMAN KADIRI NAPAKAARTE!!!!!!CHEE!!!!!!!!!!
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13 Rob { 02.07.09 at 6:21 pm }: Kaka-touch naman ur story. I know and I feel your pinagdaraanan..so hirap talaga…hehehe
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14 kimberly { 02.09.09 at 3:20 pm }: buang ka ba??
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15 boy baluga { 02.10.09 at 1:37 pm }: Lam ko title neto…

Liquid Soap…

Hehehe astig creative si padi
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16 Mildrid { 02.10.09 at 2:13 pm }: panget naman hndi yan joke mas magaling pa ko sau yan TANGA mo naman!!!!!!! men
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17 takkim { 02.11.09 at 8:08 pm }: ngelep
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18 jofax { 02.13.09 at 7:04 am }: Ano bayan… nakakatawa na nakakainis… maganda kaba???? baka hangang dyan ka lang pero in person mas maitim ka pa sa sampurado… wag kang maarti oi… mabuti pang ekaskas mo nalng mokah mo sa bato… hahaha… may pa Assumption Assumption kapa… UP is nice(University of the Poor) as you call it. Kasi my freedom ka to express your self unlike other na parang sinasakal kana sa rules. hehehe. From the way you speak para kang mayaman… Hmmm??? mayaman sa yabang.. hahaha bakanakatira kapa sa divisorya. hehehe. Its better to hung out with guys na alam mong mahirap lng kasi down to earth cla d mapagmalaki… If i see a girl na kasing arti mo kahin anak pa ni ayala pag titripan ko para mawala ang kaartihan. hahahaha kaya d bumabangun ang pinas because of people like you. Ang taas ng nasabi ko… hahahaha
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19 Mew { 02.13.09 at 8:00 am }: dah unsa mana oi. i was tired of reading its a combination of tagalog and english. its so hard for me to definitely read words that are mumbled on my mouth because am not used to speak tagalog. Bisaya ok lang madala ra unta. aw hahaha

Mew
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20 gilbert s pernito { 02.14.09 at 1:57 pm }: hoi ang ganda ng storya
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21 reyman sy { 03.02.09 at 2:31 pm }: krung krung ka talaga, social na jologs, me din, kahit poor lang me yaw ko sa UP, true ka dyan, just you want to open the eyes UP’s administration, for their pagkukulang in the university, but wheres the budget in picking up for the good facilities, is it enough that UP is for only those matalino students and palakasan blues, kw matalino ka ba, just ask lang hah, why your in UP, are you belong to the influencial people, ummpp, anyway i like you for being honest sa sarili mo,, go, go goh…
bummtararat
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22 secret { 03.06.09 at 10:57 am }: bwahahahaha,arte!!!pasosyal-sosyal pa kang amawa ka!!!
kung may kaya sa buhay eh…di… ateneo ka!!!joke gud to!!pero naninuod na jud mi!!!u know dli gud to siya drama>>>>play!!!bwahahahaha
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23 Ericka { 03.07.09 at 11:31 pm }: Woo! Ang galing. Hehe. xD
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24 dhon { 04.26.09 at 8:05 pm }: mga taong to joke lang yan, na carried away naman kayo sa inis nyo hehehe kakatawa naga eh i like it talaga hehehehehe!!!!
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25 niveen { 04.29.09 at 12:47 am }: ur so very maarte..T H ka pa sa english.yakkkks nakakasuka,.
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26 andres bonifacio { 05.01.09 at 1:17 am }: hoy inday…balik ka na sa pinanggalingan mong sosy na highschool..dugay ka na ba sa manila?? baka naman nakapasyal ka lang ng konti sa amerika o kung saang lupalop e akala mo na kung sino ka na?? panay pa hanap mo ng aircon?!..di mo nabanggit kung yung tatay mong naka-volvo e mayor o tong-gressman dito sa pinas..kaya naghirap ang mga pinoy e dahil sa mga ninuno mo na nang-agaw ng lupa at nagpakayaman sa kahirapan ng karamihan ng pilipino!..ayusin mo pag-aaral mo at wag yung putok nga katabi mo pansinin mo..kung gusto mo ateneo o la salle ka na lang..di ka kailangan jan sa UP..naagawan mo ang isang mahirap na mag-aaral pa ng slot jan..kaya ka gusto pag-aralin jan ng magulang mo e para makatipid sila, subsidized ng gobyerno ang pag-aaral jan! isipin mo pinag-aaral ka pa ngayon ng karamihang pinoy na nagbabayad ng kanilang taxes sa pinas!
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27 mark { 05.02.09 at 6:32 pm }: hehehe!!! arte!!!!
bumenta na yan ts0ng!!!
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28 untitled { 05.03.09 at 12:33 pm }: ur so maarti talaga!!over over hahah!!!end 1 pa di namn sya jokes hirap magbasa d2 yan di nmn pla kwela ahahahah
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29 Juk!! { 05.12.09 at 6:46 am }: Nyay!! dami galit(MGA taong NAG-StuDy cGuro SA U.P.)haha
PEACE >.< ahehe
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30 Dimasalang { 05.22.09 at 2:34 pm }: Relaks lng kau mga ‘tol wlang pikunan… nak ng @#*&! sino kba s akala mo? wag ka na lng mag-aral uy,magtinda ka na lang ng aircon at isaksak mo sa BAGA mo yang aircon na hinahanap mo. Ambisyosa!… hehehe… sorry na carried away lang. Tnx. Grrrr!!!!!!
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31 retired playboy { 06.26.09 at 7:01 pm }: hoy ang himbing ng tulog mo gumising k na.ang arte mo. umuwi k na s inyo s floodway….. hahaha
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32 Patatas { 06.27.09 at 2:34 am }: Cno bibili ng patatas?
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33 DIWATA2992 { 07.04.09 at 10:06 am }: it’s a reality joke… ganda joke pero makatotohanan for those bad comments try to understand it before kau magsalita ng di maganda….
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34 nazer jr. { 07.05.09 at 9:44 pm }: ang sosyal mo iha.

ahahaha
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35 Micheal Jack-Stallone { 07.10.09 at 8:30 pm }: may plano ako lumipat sa UP eh…
cge hindi nlng…
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36 daphne { 07.20.09 at 3:12 pm }: yuck!!!kadiri ka!! ang Corny mu!!
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37 nashleigh { 07.30.09 at 2:49 pm }: it was cute… kya lng ang arte mo nmn! e nkarating kna nga ng 3rd yr jan noh!!!!!
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38 nika { 08.07.09 at 3:51 pm }: hehehe haler its so funny and baduy now!!!!!:):):):):):):)
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39 blossom356 { 08.11.09 at 3:44 pm }: you sound a lot like Ms. Ruffa Gutierrez.. bongga!!
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40 kriss { 08.11.09 at 10:17 pm }: TAMA KA HABANG MAY PANAHON KA PA LUMIPAT KANA NG SCHOOL AT PAG NAGDILIM ANG PANINGIN KO BAKA LUNURIN KITA SA LIQUID SOAP!
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41 onseh11 { 08.30.09 at 11:11 pm }: ayy..ang arte naman nito..
pa english english pa..
duhh//
its not a joke..
gaga!!
baduy pa nman..
patayin kya kta?..
XD
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42 HanNah { 09.08.09 at 9:17 pm }: ..lewl. .
..well,, ok lang ean .. batet b glit n glit n keo ..
.aysows.. share lng ean men .. XP
..atleast nga xa UP nndun nagsstudy eung mga MAY UTAK .. hnd k2lad ng iba jan .. debuh ..
..University of the Poor nga.. matatalino nmn mga students.. xan kpah .. tinalo kna.. wafak.!
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43 up bluebook { 09.10.09 at 7:20 pm }: HAHA.. ang arte…anyway hindi naman totoo ung iba…exaggerated lang ..haha…fxxk you
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44 Ericka { 09.15.09 at 12:39 pm }: hUi, alm kUh n yan stOry mOh nsa librO ko lng dinAmay mo lng ung U.P. eh Dear ate cHaro ur pEys… lUma n yan 1st yEar p kUh nian eh …..kAasar ka ah^^ hihi… piZ kptd^^
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45 Ericka { 09.15.09 at 12:40 pm }: nANgdadamay kpAh ng schOol bKt taas b ng IQ moh?
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46 arvin { 09.25.09 at 12:49 pm }: mag transfer nalang you sa ibang school…
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47 mm { 09.27.09 at 6:05 pm }: your so baliw u know. Your so maarte u make me galit.
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48 barang { 11.05.09 at 12:07 am }: oi, masyado naman kau affected pigilin and mga emotions, joke lang yan no?!!!
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49 barang { 11.05.09 at 12:11 am }: wag maapektuhan, bato bato sa langit ang tamaan sapul!
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50 karangkang { 11.05.09 at 12:14 am }: jologs na jologs ah
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51 karangkang { 11.05.09 at 12:16 am }: pasagasaan and dila sa lrt
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52 bordiano { 11.05.09 at 12:18 am }: wag naman kau maapektuhan, bato bato sa langit ang tamaan tsuk,…..SAPUL!
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53 makesmewonder { 11.15.09 at 10:44 am }: .,.,ganyan talaga mg salita ang mga taong kulang sa yaman…o di kaya??…ng kukuwanri na mayaman…ahahahaha…
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54 bluelagoon { 11.29.09 at 5:59 pm }: hoy, t – - g ina mo ahh, ang arte mo..
akala mo kung sino ka..
siguro nakapasok ka lang sa up dahil dun nagtrabaho magulang mo..
kase ur not deserving to study in Up..
matatalino lang napasok sa school namen..
hindi katulad mong ignorante at walang alam (bobo)
kaya magingat ka sa mga sinsabi mo
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