Ms Universe views

by Roxron

The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.

The Finalists:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Great Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines

Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)

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50 comments

1 Naizar { 01.31.09 at 2:18 pm }: 5
Excellent joke

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2 Bandido-bandadon { 03.19.09 at 9:04 pm }: Yan!!!!! yan ang mga joke!!

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3 gracia { 07.06.09 at 1:11 am }: pinoy talaga…..tsk tsk….

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4 Jimbei { 07.12.09 at 4:21 pm }: Wahaha. . .Stading ovati0n! Bravo brav0 brav0

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5 eden { 07.16.09 at 4:10 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

wow!korni mu nmn

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6 steff { 07.16.09 at 6:02 pm }: hahaa..nice 1!!!

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7 n0isyneighb0r { 07.17.09 at 9:45 am }: yahaha ayus! nice!

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8 nashleigh { 07.30.09 at 2:44 pm }: thats the real joke! noyping noypi!….

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9 Unknown { 08.07.09 at 7:29 am }: Ang galing… haha
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10 kathy { 08.15.09 at 10:15 pm }: ok lang 4 me…..sobra haba naman..kc..wala lang

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11 dark angel { 09.04.09 at 10:06 am }: wew…nice joke… aghehhehehe yhan ang jowk add nyu nga q s fs … tnx…

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12 dark angel { 09.04.09 at 10:08 am }: wew… nice tlga ahehhehe… FUNNY? hehe 22o ahmn ee funny tlga xa…

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13 jo { 09.04.09 at 12:33 pm }: ang galing!!!
it made me guffawed!
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14 corennai { 09.07.09 at 6:12 pm }: …ANG LAAKAS!!!!…super funny.
kip it people….
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15 Raymart { 09.09.09 at 11:02 pm }: aus na ok lang ehehehhehe katawa din!!!!!
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16 elle { 09.10.09 at 10:58 pm }: nyahahha. nice nice
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17 extream=-hero { 09.13.09 at 11:50 am }: hindi na intindihan ang male organ ay sinusubo ng babae at pinapasok sa female organ
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18 roland { 09.17.09 at 9:54 pm }: hehehe pinoy talaga..
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19 mm { 09.27.09 at 6:09 pm }: galing ah!!!!!
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20 vyuf { 09.27.09 at 6:11 pm }: tayo nalang………………………………………………..
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21 reneboy { 10.05.09 at 1:54 am }: galing ng india, day and night. kaya pala umitim sila….hahahaha.
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22 naples { 10.08.09 at 2:50 am }: hahhahahha kakatuwa
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23 naples { 10.09.09 at 3:47 pm }: galing ni miss Philippines hahaha
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24 hazel { 10.15.09 at 6:19 pm }: pinoy talaga jokes mo…i like it..send ka ulit ng jokes…astig ka talaga…hehehehehe
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25 hazel jumawan { 10.15.09 at 6:23 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

wahaha…kiniliti mo ko sa jokes mo ha!gawa ka pa ulit ng maraming pinoy jokes…..

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26 emOrej â˜º { 10.17.09 at 11:55 am }: kataw-anan kaayo! ^_^
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27 kuLetz blogger { 10.21.09 at 6:47 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

ainaku! pinoy na pinoy ang joke, hmpf!

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28 gee.bee { 10.22.09 at 7:31 pm }: grabe na talaga yan!!!!!!!!!!=D =D =D =D
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29 mark { 10.27.09 at 10:51 am }: eto malufet …d best thnx for sharing
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30 legnarf { 10.27.09 at 6:24 pm }: Its not funny~

Its VERY FUNNY! Ahahaha – Nice Jokes

Wala paring tatalo sa Pinoy~
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31 Arnold { 10.27.09 at 8:55 pm }: Ayus ang joke mo!!! Da best!! hehehe Post kapa ng iba.. gud job!!
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32 razel joy { 11.03.09 at 11:54 am }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

ganun…..!

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33 __WeW__ { 11.05.09 at 9:27 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

ang korni nman!!korni!!:P

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34 GAspi { 11.07.09 at 10:41 pm }: ayus ganda ng jokes tigas talaga!!!
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35 eva { 11.11.09 at 4:15 am }: ha ha ha nd another
it’s kinda clean joke
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36 bebecho { 11.26.09 at 7:41 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

eden: kj ka mxado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hmpz…………………anyway………………..dat was really an xcelent joke ever……………yepeey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can we have more?

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37 Isaiah { 12.06.09 at 3:16 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

ahahahahaha BJ ampf

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38 irene revilla { 12.07.09 at 1:41 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

hahahahha!!!!!pinoy nga nmn!!

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39 NeWbEiHan { 12.08.09 at 4:19 am }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

Hhahahah………..CUTE=))

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40 roronoa zoro { 12.09.09 at 11:51 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

la nang hindi tatawa

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41 bob { 12.15.09 at 3:07 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

unsa k dwa

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42 madonna { 12.16.09 at 2:27 am }: will sa 22o nka punta me ng c.r para umihe
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43 sparklemadz { 12.17.09 at 6:06 pm }: wow!napapa green minded tuloy ako!hehe!
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44 adrian { 12.30.09 at 5:39 am }: hahahahah hoooooooooooooo ang gnda tlga
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45 Mikki-K-poplover31 { 01.09.10 at 6:35 pm }: I like this … Soo Funny !! haha ??? .. I like you jokes ..
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46 maja { 01.16.10 at 10:52 am }: wehhhhh!!!
super corny n2 at
dirty joke pah!!
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47 mar { 01.17.10 at 5:08 am }: http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1273/cheap-car-from-india-could-cost-8000-in-us/

I know there’s a joke here I just can’t put my finger on it.
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48 Blue { 02.20.10 at 12:50 pm }: i’m loving this!!!! my mum laugh sooo much too..
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49 hannah { 02.20.10 at 7:51 pm }: ayos ha,,,,,napaka ganda….nakakatawa talaga,…,…hahahahaha
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50 Michiyorain { 02.20.10 at 8:22 pm }: WHOO!! STANDING OVATION NGA!!!!!!!!
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