Ms Universe views
The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.
The Finalists:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Great Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines
Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)
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Ang galing… haha
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ang galing!!!
it made me guffawed!
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…ANG LAAKAS!!!!…super funny.
kip it people….
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aus na ok lang ehehehhehe katawa din!!!!!
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nyahahha. nice nice
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hindi na intindihan ang male organ ay sinusubo ng babae at pinapasok sa female organ
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hehehe pinoy talaga..
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galing ah!!!!!
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tayo nalang………………………………………………..
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galing ng india, day and night. kaya pala umitim sila….hahahaha.
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hahhahahha kakatuwa
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galing ni miss Philippines hahaha
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pinoy talaga jokes mo…i like it..send ka ulit ng jokes…astig ka talaga…hehehehehe
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kataw-anan kaayo! ^_^
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grabe na talaga yan!!!!!!!!!!=D =D =D =D
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eto malufet …d best thnx for sharing
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Its not funny~
Its VERY FUNNY! Ahahaha – Nice Jokes
Wala paring tatalo sa Pinoy~
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Ayus ang joke mo!!! Da best!! hehehe Post kapa ng iba.. gud job!!
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ayus ganda ng jokes tigas talaga!!!
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ha ha ha nd another
it’s kinda clean joke
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will sa 22o nka punta me ng c.r para umihe
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wow!napapa green minded tuloy ako!hehe!
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hahahahah hoooooooooooooo ang gnda tlga
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I like this … Soo Funny !! haha ??? .. I like you jokes ..
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wehhhhh!!!
super corny n2 at
dirty joke pah!!
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http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1273/cheap-car-from-india-could-cost-8000-in-us/
I know there’s a joke here I just can’t put my finger on it.
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i’m loving this!!!! my mum laugh sooo much too..
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ayos ha,,,,,napaka ganda….nakakatawa talaga,…,…hahahahaha
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WHOO!! STANDING OVATION NGA!!!!!!!!
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