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Ms Universe views

Posted on 11 December 2008 by Roxron

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The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.

The Finalists:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Great Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines

Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)

Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)

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80 Comments For This Post

  1. Naizar Says:

    5
    Excellent joke

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  2. Bandido-bandadon Says:

    Yan!!!!! yan ang mga joke!!

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  3. gracia Says:

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  4. Jimbei Says:

    Wahaha. . .Stading ovati0n! Bravo brav0 brav0

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  5. eden Says:

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  6. steff Says:

    hahaa..nice 1!!!

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  7. n0isyneighb0r Says:

    yahaha ayus! nice!

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  8. nashleigh Says:

    thats the real joke! noyping noypi!….

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  9. Unknown Says:

    Ang galing… haha

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  10. kathy Says:

    ok lang 4 me…..sobra haba naman..kc..wala lang

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  11. dark angel Says:

    wew…nice joke… aghehhehehe yhan ang jowk add nyu nga q s fs … tnx…

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  12. dark angel Says:

    wew… nice tlga ahehhehe… FUNNY? hehe 22o ahmn ee funny tlga xa…

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  13. jo Says:

    ang galing!!!
    it made me guffawed!

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  14. corennai Says:

    …ANG LAAKAS!!!!…super funny.
    kip it people….

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  15. Raymart Says:

    aus na ok lang ehehehhehe katawa din!!!!!

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  16. elle Says:

    nyahahha. nice nice

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  17. extream=-hero Says:

    hindi na intindihan ang male organ ay sinusubo ng babae at pinapasok sa female organ

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  18. roland Says:

    hehehe pinoy talaga..

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  19. mm Says:

    galing ah!!!!!

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  20. vyuf Says:

    tayo nalang………………………………………………..

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  21. reneboy Says:

    galing ng india, day and night. kaya pala umitim sila….hahahaha.

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  22. naples Says:

    hahhahahha kakatuwa

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  23. naples Says:

    galing ni miss Philippines hahaha

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  24. hazel Says:

    pinoy talaga jokes mo…i like it..send ka ulit ng jokes…astig ka talaga…hehehehehe

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  25. hazel jumawan Says:

    wahaha…kiniliti mo ko sa jokes mo ha!gawa ka pa ulit ng maraming pinoy jokes…..

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  26. emOrej ☺ Says:

    kataw-anan kaayo! ^_^

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  27. kuLetz blogger Says:

    ainaku! pinoy na pinoy ang joke, hmpf!

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  28. gee.bee Says:

    grabe na talaga yan!!!!!!!!!!=D =D =D =D

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  29. mark Says:

    eto malufet …d best thnx for sharing

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  30. legnarf Says:

    Its not funny~

    Its VERY FUNNY! Ahahaha – Nice Jokes

    Wala paring tatalo sa Pinoy~ :D

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  31. Arnold Says:

    Ayus ang joke mo!!! Da best!! hehehe Post kapa ng iba.. gud job!!

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  32. razel joy Says:

    ganun…..!

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  33. __WeW__ Says:

    ang korni nman!!korni!!:P

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  34. GAspi Says:

    ayus ganda ng jokes tigas talaga!!!

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  35. eva Says:

    ha ha ha nd another
    it’s kinda clean joke

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  36. bebecho Says:

    eden: kj ka mxado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hmpz…………………anyway………………..dat was really an xcelent joke ever……………yepeey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can we have more?

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  37. Isaiah Says:

    ahahahahaha BJ ampf

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  38. irene revilla Says:

    hahahahha!!!!!pinoy nga nmn!!

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  39. NeWbEiHan Says:

    Hhahahah………..CUTE=))

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  40. roronoa zoro Says:

    la nang hindi tatawa :)

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  41. bob Says:

    unsa k dwa

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  42. madonna Says:

    will sa 22o nka punta me ng c.r para umihe

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  43. sparklemadz Says:

    wow!napapa green minded tuloy ako!hehe!

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  44. adrian Says:

    hahahahah hoooooooooooooo ang gnda tlga

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  45. Mikki-K-poplover31 Says:

    I like this … Soo Funny !! haha ??? .. I like you jokes ..

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  46. maja Says:

    wehhhhh!!!
    super corny n2 at
    dirty joke pah!!

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  47. mar Says:

    http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1273/cheap-car-from-india-could-cost-8000-in-us/

    I know there’s a joke here I just can’t put my finger on it.

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  48. Blue Says:

    i’m loving this!!!! my mum laugh sooo much too..

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  49. hannah Says:

    ayos ha,,,,,napaka ganda….nakakatawa talaga,…,…hahahahaha

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  50. Michiyorain Says:

    WHOO!! STANDING OVATION NGA!!!!!!!!

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  51. jewel Says:

    tindi mo pinoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hehehe

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  52. darlene Says:

    nyahahahahahaha!!
    pinoy gud..hahaha

    XD

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  53. raymar Says:

    hahahah. galing. astig. may humor tlga

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  54. samantha manimtim Says:

    wahahahhahaaha i rate 5 excellent joke 0

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  55. samantha manimtim Says:

    sobrang galing nung gumawa nyan pnoy talaga hahahhaaha

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  56. Grace Says:

    wahahah. mouth to mouth nga naman oh. .clap clap para sa pinoy

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  57. reiko Says:

    galing! may sense! clap! clap! clap! hehehe :3

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  58. terzkie Says:

    wala tlga tatalo s pinoy

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  59. colleen Says:

    bravo!!! nice one.

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  60. clarence Says:

    ang galing.,., standing ovasion

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  61. rica1087 Says:

    hahahha… of course bida ang pinoy,,,hehehe

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  62. may-may Says:

    ai,, ambot,,,, ajejejejejej,, bwahahahah,,,,
    atleast nawala ang antok ko
    nkakatawa
    pinoy tlaga oh,, kahit kelan ]
    PASAWAY

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  63. mS fabulosa Says:

    ang tindi mo teh !!

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  64. jc Says:

    e2 nakakatawa tlga! hahaha!

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  65. pawlosophy Says:

    Lupit ng hagupit… :) LOL.. thumbs up ako dito :) hahahahaha

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  66. angel Says:

    bravo!!!!!!! i lyk 8! mgaling tlga mga pinoy! more fun jokes,gud luck!

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  67. monica Says:

    nakakatawa pero hindi pwede ang ibang jokes para sa mga kids be coz d other jokes hve ***!!! at isa na itong joke na ito

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  68. anniie.pazawaii Says:

    ..sa “FHM” yan ah..

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  69. j@hlee Says:

    hahahahahbahahhaa…un lang!!!!!!!

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  70. genaraljel Says:

    hindi ko nagustuhan itong joke na ito.

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  71. Chris-----; Says:

    Grabe noh sa ganyang mga bagay walang pinoy na natalo sa pagalingan.

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  72. Chris----;@ Says:

    For sure sa lahat ng mga Bading dyan paborito ang pinoy at iran.

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  73. ken Says:

    Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

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  74. NOYPI AZTIG Says:

    tang ina npa lol tlaga aqo

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  75. h23 Says:

    hahaha….
    ganun talaga…hehehe…bakla ata si Ms.Philippines

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  76. amy Says:

    ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ang galing talaga ng pinoy winner talaga grabehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tsaka lang hahahahahahaahha

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  77. edward Says:

    ang ganda ng joke.. ngayon pa ako na tawa . heheheheh

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  78. enzo Says:

    Superlike it! 1000 thumbs up!

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  79. katlen Says:

    yahoo,,,,,,i love it ,,,,,ganda ganda

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  80. francis Says:

    hahahah!!!!! good one keep that up!!!!!!

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