The Setting:
Pageant Night Ms. Universe Beauty Pageant Q&A Portion.
The Finalists:
Miss America
Miss Spain
Miss Great Britain
Miss Iran
Miss India
Miss Philippines
Question: Ms. America, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. America: Well, I would say that, male organs in America are like gentlemen.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. America: Because it stands everytime it sees a woman.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Spain: Male organs in our country are like toros in our very own bullfight.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Spain: Because it charges everytime it sees an opening.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Great Britain, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Great Britain: Male organs in our country are like Shakespearean actors.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. Great Britain: Because it cries after every performance.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Iran, how would you describe a male organ in you country?
Ms. Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in our country are like thieves.
Q: Why? Ms. Iran: Because they always enter thru the back door.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. India, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. India: A male organ in our country is like a laborer.
Q: Why do you say that?
Ms. India: Because it works day and night.
(Applause..Applause)
Q: Ms. Philippines, how would you describe a male organ in your country?
Ms. Philippines: Ahh..well, opcors, hi,hi,hi…I can say dat male organs in our country are like chismis!
Q: Chismis?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy sorry!!..It’s ano.. Kuwan… It means GOSSIP in our language.
Q: Hmm.. Interesting comparison.. And why do you say that?
Ms. Philippines: Ayy..diyahe!! Hihihi, Kasi… I mean… Because…it passes from mouth to mouth.
(STANDING OVATION)
(163 votes, average: 4.69 out of 5)
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January 31st, 2009 at 2:18 pm
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March 19th, 2009 at 9:04 pm
Yan!!!!! yan ang mga joke!!
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July 6th, 2009 at 1:11 am
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July 12th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
Wahaha. . .Stading ovati0n! Bravo brav0 brav0
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July 16th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
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July 16th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
hahaa..nice 1!!!
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July 17th, 2009 at 9:45 am
yahaha ayus! nice!
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July 30th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
thats the real joke! noyping noypi!….
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August 7th, 2009 at 7:29 am
Ang galing… haha
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August 15th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
ok lang 4 me…..sobra haba naman..kc..wala lang
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September 4th, 2009 at 10:06 am
wew…nice joke… aghehhehehe yhan ang jowk add nyu nga q s fs … tnx…
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September 4th, 2009 at 10:08 am
wew… nice tlga ahehhehe… FUNNY? hehe 22o ahmn ee funny tlga xa…
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September 4th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
ang galing!!!
it made me guffawed!
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September 7th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
…ANG LAAKAS!!!!…super funny.
kip it people….
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September 9th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
aus na ok lang ehehehhehe katawa din!!!!!
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September 10th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
nyahahha. nice nice
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September 13th, 2009 at 11:50 am
hindi na intindihan ang male organ ay sinusubo ng babae at pinapasok sa female organ
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September 17th, 2009 at 9:54 pm
hehehe pinoy talaga..
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September 27th, 2009 at 6:09 pm
galing ah!!!!!
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September 27th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
tayo nalang………………………………………………..
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October 5th, 2009 at 1:54 am
galing ng india, day and night. kaya pala umitim sila….hahahaha.
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October 8th, 2009 at 2:50 am
hahhahahha kakatuwa
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October 9th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
galing ni miss Philippines hahaha
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October 15th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
pinoy talaga jokes mo…i like it..send ka ulit ng jokes…astig ka talaga…hehehehehe
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October 15th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
wahaha…kiniliti mo ko sa jokes mo ha!gawa ka pa ulit ng maraming pinoy jokes…..
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October 17th, 2009 at 11:55 am
kataw-anan kaayo! ^_^
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October 21st, 2009 at 6:47 pm
ainaku! pinoy na pinoy ang joke, hmpf!
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October 22nd, 2009 at 7:31 pm
grabe na talaga yan!!!!!!!!!!=D =D =D =D
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October 27th, 2009 at 10:51 am
eto malufet …d best thnx for sharing
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October 27th, 2009 at 6:24 pm
Its not funny~
Its VERY FUNNY! Ahahaha – Nice Jokes
Wala paring tatalo sa Pinoy~
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October 27th, 2009 at 8:55 pm
Ayus ang joke mo!!! Da best!! hehehe Post kapa ng iba.. gud job!!
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November 3rd, 2009 at 11:54 am
ganun…..!
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November 5th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
ang korni nman!!korni!!:P
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November 7th, 2009 at 10:41 pm
ayus ganda ng jokes tigas talaga!!!
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November 11th, 2009 at 4:15 am
ha ha ha nd another
it’s kinda clean joke
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November 26th, 2009 at 7:41 pm
eden: kj ka mxado!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hmpz…………………anyway………………..dat was really an xcelent joke ever……………yepeey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!can we have more?
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December 6th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
ahahahahaha BJ ampf
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December 7th, 2009 at 1:41 pm
hahahahha!!!!!pinoy nga nmn!!
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December 8th, 2009 at 4:19 am
Hhahahah………..CUTE=))
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December 9th, 2009 at 11:51 pm
la nang hindi tatawa
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December 15th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
unsa k dwa
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December 16th, 2009 at 2:27 am
will sa 22o nka punta me ng c.r para umihe
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December 17th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
wow!napapa green minded tuloy ako!hehe!
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December 30th, 2009 at 5:39 am
hahahahah hoooooooooooooo ang gnda tlga
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January 9th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I like this … Soo Funny !! haha ??? .. I like you jokes ..
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January 16th, 2010 at 10:52 am
wehhhhh!!!
super corny n2 at
dirty joke pah!!
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January 17th, 2010 at 5:08 am
http://autos.yahoo.com/articles/autos_content_landing_pages/1273/cheap-car-from-india-could-cost-8000-in-us/
I know there’s a joke here I just can’t put my finger on it.
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February 20th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
i’m loving this!!!! my mum laugh sooo much too..
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February 20th, 2010 at 7:51 pm
ayos ha,,,,,napaka ganda….nakakatawa talaga,…,…hahahahaha
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February 20th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
WHOO!! STANDING OVATION NGA!!!!!!!!
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March 14th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
tindi mo pinoy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hehehe
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March 27th, 2010 at 2:47 pm
nyahahahahahaha!!
pinoy gud..hahaha
XD
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April 15th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
hahahah. galing. astig. may humor tlga
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April 19th, 2010 at 11:03 am
wahahahhahaaha i rate 5 excellent joke 0
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April 19th, 2010 at 11:05 am
sobrang galing nung gumawa nyan pnoy talaga hahahhaaha
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April 22nd, 2010 at 4:40 pm
wahahah. mouth to mouth nga naman oh. .clap clap para sa pinoy
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April 30th, 2010 at 4:03 am
galing! may sense! clap! clap! clap! hehehe :3
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May 17th, 2010 at 7:26 am
wala tlga tatalo s pinoy
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July 5th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
bravo!!! nice one.
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July 10th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
ang galing.,., standing ovasion
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October 11th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
hahahha… of course bida ang pinoy,,,hehehe
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October 14th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
ai,, ambot,,,, ajejejejejej,, bwahahahah,,,,
atleast nawala ang antok ko
nkakatawa
pinoy tlaga oh,, kahit kelan ]
PASAWAY
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October 16th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
ang tindi mo teh !!
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October 26th, 2010 at 11:52 pm
e2 nakakatawa tlga! hahaha!
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November 9th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Lupit ng hagupit…
LOL.. thumbs up ako dito 
hahahahaha
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December 7th, 2010 at 11:15 pm
bravo!!!!!!! i lyk 8! mgaling tlga mga pinoy! more fun jokes,gud luck!
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December 19th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
nakakatawa pero hindi pwede ang ibang jokes para sa mga kids be coz d other jokes hve ***!!! at isa na itong joke na ito
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December 29th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
..sa “FHM” yan ah..
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February 13th, 2011 at 7:51 am
hahahahahbahahhaa…un lang!!!!!!!
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August 16th, 2011 at 2:20 am
hindi ko nagustuhan itong joke na ito.
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August 18th, 2011 at 11:52 am
Grabe noh sa ganyang mga bagay walang pinoy na natalo sa pagalingan.
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August 18th, 2011 at 11:54 am
For sure sa lahat ng mga Bading dyan paborito ang pinoy at iran.
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October 4th, 2011 at 12:02 pm
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October 8th, 2011 at 12:05 am
tang ina npa lol tlaga aqo
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December 28th, 2011 at 8:42 pm
hahaha….
ganun talaga…hehehe…bakla ata si Ms.Philippines
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January 20th, 2012 at 2:30 pm
ahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh ang galing talaga ng pinoy winner talaga grabehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh tsaka lang hahahahahahaahha
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