Man gets home at night, drunk as a skunk. He staggers to the bedroom, falls in and drops off. The caring wife begins to undress him. Taking off his pants she sees that her hubby is wearing a condom.

“What a jerk!” she thinks, bittered. “Just drinking and fooling around wiht buddys isn’t enough anymore, now he’s began f***ing around, too!”

Plotting the revenge, the wife pulls the condom off and tucks it into his arse.

When the morning comes, the wife is already in the kitchen as the husband comes for the morning coffee – looking gloomy.

“Well, darling,” the wife asks, “where were you last night, hanging out with your friends, weren’t you?”

“I haven’t got friends anymore,” he mutters through his teeth.