Old and new ERAP jokes – part 2
Joke #8: SAVE
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: ‘10, 9, 8,….’.
FVR shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was able to escape because of the commotion.
It’s Cory’s turn. She shouts: ‘Earthquake! ‘. The people watching the execution panicked. She was able to escape.
Erap was wondering what calamity to call. The executioner started counting again: ‘10, 9, 8, 7….’. Erap had a mental block. ‘5, 4, 3, 2, 1…’
Erap shouted: ‘Fire!’.
Joke #9: ERAP IN LIBRARY
Erap in Library
‘What time does the library open?’ Erap on the phone asked.
‘Nine A.M. ‘ came the reply. ‘And what’s the idea of calling me at home in the middle of the night to ask a question like that?’
‘Not until nine A.M.?’ Erap asked in a disappointed voice.
‘No, not till nine A.M.!’ the librarian said.
‘Why do you want to get in before nine A.M.?’
‘ha, who said I wanted to get in?’ Erap sighed sadly. ‘I want to get out!’
Joke #10: IN LABOR
One particular day many years ago, Erap’s wife was having labor pains.
Erap panicked so he called their doctor.
Erap: Hello, doc. My wife is in labor!
Doc: Is she in a lot of pain?
Erap: Yes, doc!
Doc: Is this the first baby?
Erap: No, doc. This is Erap!
Joke #11: ANOTHER EXAMPLE
Teacher: (talking to ERAP) Can you give me an example of a beast of burden?
ERAP: Carabao, ma’am! Teacher: Very good, ERAP. Can you give another example?
ERAP: How about another Carabao?
Joke #12: TESTING
As Erap’s Driver test drive it.
Driver to Erap: Sir, pweding pakitingin kung umiilaw yung parking light as driver switches on the parking light)
Erap: OK, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir, yung headlights, umiilaw ba? (as driver switches on the headlights)
Erap: OK rin, its ON! Gumagana.
Driver: Sir yung signal light pakitingin? (as driver switches on the signal light)
Erap: Gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw, ay gumagana, ay ayaw…….
Joke #13: WA CLASS
Reporter to Erap alighting from a PAL flight: ‘Mr. President, what can you say about the economy?’
Erap: ‘I don’t know, kasi nasa first class ako.’
Joke #14: KAMUKHA DAW
Jingoy: Dad, sabi nila pagnakaharap ako kamukha ko si Jose Rizal, pag-nakaside view kamukha ko naman si Manuel Roxas. Anong ibig sabihin yon?
Erap: Mukha kang pera.
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19 comments
nice…nakakatawa…lol
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Hahahahaha hahahahaha!!! Kawawawang Erap!!
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..,”like ko lng poe tagalog..,”
..,”i hate english poe kc eehh..,”
..,”tnx poe..,”
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>>>>>PEDE MEDIO NAKAKATAWA<<<<<<<
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OK talaga c Erap… Marami ring books tungkol sa kanya..ung iba teachers nya mismo ang sumulat..kaso puro namn jokes about him.
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kakatawa naman yan hahahaa
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pwede na rin kaso luma nangjokes…..
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aus ung mga jokes
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sakit ng tyan ko sa kakakawa!
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nkakatawa ngenjoy aq sa off q kbabasa ng mga jokes
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Meron bang erap joke dyan na hindi tatanga-tanga c erap?
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whoaaa, that’s really funny…
….looking forward for part 3….
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nice…! this s a gud one…! tnx! ^___^
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hahaha… aus ahh .. lalu n ung last paragraph =]]…
mukang PERA hahahah!!
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learn from the jokes? Ha?
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cge, ha ha ha! pwede ba ung nakakatawa naman taz ung bago!? old na kc eh!!grrrr!
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hahaha galeng i like jokes
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hahaha kawawang erap! pero nakakatawaaaaaa,keep it up.
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wawang erap…huhuhuhh
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