Old and new ERAP jokes – part 3

by Lyncl63

Joke # 15: THE WIFE

Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, ‘I haven’t met your wife. Where is she?’

Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, ‘Oh, my wife just passed away.’

Joke #16: CEASEFIRE

ERAP to MILF : Sumuko na kayo!

MILF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.

ERAP : Tama na! Tuloy ang giyera.

Joke #16: AIR PRESSURE

Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure kaya lumapit ito.

‘Sir, chewing gum para hindi sumakit ang tenga ninyo sa flight,’ sabi ng stewardess.

Tinanggap ni Erap ang chewing gum. Ilang sandali pa, lumapag na ang eroplano. Kinausap ni Erap ang stewardess.

‘Miss, paano ko tatanggalin ang chewing gum sa tenga ko?’ tanong nito.

Joke #17: PASALOAD

ERAP: Loi, pasahan mo nga ako ng 2 my importante lang akong itetext. ~ LOI: (P2 send)

ERAP: (message received) OK!! got it thanks! ~

LOI: Tanga! wag ka ng magreply, Sayang!! ~

ERAP: ok!

Joke #18: INFORMATION

Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?

Operator: Just a minute sir…

Erap: Thank you! (klik).

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25 comments

1 bon_pinky { 03.12.09 at 5:57 pm }: hahahaha.,.,.,send nga po kayo ng jokes sa akin.,,.grabe nakakatawa,.,.

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2 Alex { 03.20.09 at 11:04 am }: Soooo Funnnnnnny!!!!

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3 jay ar { 03.21.09 at 12:08 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

…hahaha… cornie man poh!!

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4 mhine { 03.23.09 at 2:42 am }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!1! NA KAKATAWA GAbi masakit na ung tiyan ko sa kakatawa heheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mamatay na ya ta ko sa kakatawa heheheeheh

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5 rico { 03.25.09 at 5:50 pm }: nakakatawa naman po, kaya lang hndi po ba na oofend si erap pag nababasa nya itong ganitong jokes, hehehehe
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6 Lea { 03.29.09 at 3:43 am }: Hahaha….natatawa ako sa comment!!!! Fair enough the jokes are really funny! More, more, more!
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7 ryan { 03.29.09 at 5:49 pm }: taer para lang kayong tanga hindi na man nakakatawa ulol lang talaga ang gumawa nito
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8 Kenneth { 03.30.09 at 11:29 pm }: Nice,
ganda,
s0brang nkaka2wa.
Sana ind pur0 c press.erap ang tirahin ny0.
M0re p0wer.
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9 ako to ate mo { 04.09.09 at 2:24 pm }: ang panget mo kapatid hehehe
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10 Emme { 04.16.09 at 1:06 pm }: Hindi namn na oofend c Press. Erap d2.. May joke book cya na gawa ng teachears and friends na nya…
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11 Emme { 04.16.09 at 1:08 pm }: Ung pasaload ang nakakatawa..
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12 rhem { 04.19.09 at 8:56 am }: i am a pro erap. somehow if jokes are given without underestimating any person it is more relevant. please keep the fun not destruction.
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13 Ivan { 05.17.09 at 9:34 pm }: kahit ilang beses ko na narinig yan mga Erap jokes na yan, natatawa pa din ako. Galing talaga ng pinoy gumawa ng kalokohan at katatawanan!
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14 Dimasalang { 05.26.09 at 6:59 pm }: Hala… BAD kayo sumbong ko kau sa lolo ko. Niloloko nyo idol nya. Lo’, bobo raw presidente mo sbi ng mga ka blog ko (Ktabi ko kc lolo ko ngaun).Mga anak kau ng HUWETENG!(sbi ni lolo). Lo’ idol mo nga si Erap kc pati mura nyo konektado s kanya eh! hehehe…
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15 miden { 08.20.09 at 5:12 pm }: in fairness mejo ok na dito ah? ok ka daw mag jowk sabi ni jerome! 09199919911 text mo raw sya mag jowkan daw kayong dalawa! lolz!
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16 maggie { 09.12.09 at 10:20 pm }: grabe mapapa ihi ako kakatawa.
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17 aien { 09.29.09 at 8:51 pm }: ahaha…napadaan lang po!!! kakatawa naman!!
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18 jaky { 09.30.09 at 5:19 pm }: add niu po ako sa FS….

bernadinealcid [at] yahoo [dot] com dot] ph:)
thnkss
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19 miss j { 10.16.09 at 6:32 am }: “my wife just passed away”.. pinatay niya si Loi duon ah.. heheheh
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20 gemaica { 10.25.09 at 10:18 pm }: cute i like it!!!!!
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21 mark { 10.27.09 at 11:20 am }: hahaha…erap for president … of jokers
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22 leni { 11.07.09 at 4:16 am }: he he he nakakatawa ang pulutan naihi nga ako sakatatawa .nakakaalis ng homesick
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23 sandy { 11.14.09 at 8:27 pm }: hmmm parang narinig ko na yung ceasefire kay pacman yun eh
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24 tumz { 01.17.10 at 12:20 pm }: ahihi….nakakatawa nman.gumawa pa kayo ng iba…thanks!
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25 Reynaldo Arcilla { 02.21.10 at 6:27 pm }: hala kayu! lapit na balik uli si erap…wid dis list of candidates baka erap na naman….pero wala na siya haharbatin…naubos na ni ate glo.
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