Joke # 15: THE WIFE
Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, ‘I haven’t met your wife. Where is she?’
Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, ‘Oh, my wife just passed away.’
Joke #16: CEASEFIRE
ERAP to MILF : Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : Tama na! Tuloy ang giyera.
Joke #16: AIR PRESSURE
Pa-landing na ang presidential plane. Napansin ng stewardess na parang sumasakit ang tenga ni President Erap dahil sa air pressure kaya lumapit ito.
‘Sir, chewing gum para hindi sumakit ang tenga ninyo sa flight,’ sabi ng stewardess.
Tinanggap ni Erap ang chewing gum. Ilang sandali pa, lumapag na ang eroplano. Kinausap ni Erap ang stewardess.
‘Miss, paano ko tatanggalin ang chewing gum sa tenga ko?’ tanong nito.
Joke #17: PASALOAD
ERAP: Loi, pasahan mo nga ako ng 2 my importante lang akong itetext. ~ LOI: (P2 send)
ERAP: (message received) OK!! got it thanks! ~
LOI: Tanga! wag ka ng magreply, Sayang!! ~
ERAP: ok!
Joke #18: INFORMATION
Erap: Hello, I will like to inquire how long is the flight to San Francisco ?
Operator: Just a minute sir…
Erap: Thank you! (klik).
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March 12th, 2009 at 5:57 pm
hahahaha.,.,.,send nga po kayo ng jokes sa akin.,,.grabe nakakatawa,.,.
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March 20th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Soooo Funnnnnnny!!!!
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March 21st, 2009 at 12:08 pm
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March 23rd, 2009 at 2:42 am
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111!1! NA KAKATAWA GAbi masakit na ung tiyan ko sa kakatawa heheheheheheheheheheh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! mamatay na ya ta ko sa kakatawa heheheeheh
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March 25th, 2009 at 5:50 pm
nakakatawa naman po, kaya lang hndi po ba na oofend si erap pag nababasa nya itong ganitong jokes, hehehehe
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March 29th, 2009 at 3:43 am
Hahaha….natatawa ako sa comment!!!! Fair enough the jokes are really funny! More, more, more!
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March 29th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
taer para lang kayong tanga hindi na man nakakatawa ulol lang talaga ang gumawa nito
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March 30th, 2009 at 11:29 pm
Nice,
ganda,
s0brang nkaka2wa.
Sana ind pur0 c press.erap ang tirahin ny0.
M0re p0wer.
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April 9th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
ang panget mo kapatid hehehe
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April 16th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Hindi namn na oofend c Press. Erap d2.. May joke book cya na gawa ng teachears and friends na nya…
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April 16th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Ung pasaload ang nakakatawa..
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April 19th, 2009 at 8:56 am
i am a pro erap. somehow if jokes are given without underestimating any person it is more relevant. please keep the fun not destruction.
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May 17th, 2009 at 9:34 pm
kahit ilang beses ko na narinig yan mga Erap jokes na yan, natatawa pa din ako. Galing talaga ng pinoy gumawa ng kalokohan at katatawanan!
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May 26th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Hala… BAD kayo sumbong ko kau sa lolo ko. Niloloko nyo idol nya. Lo’, bobo raw presidente mo sbi ng mga ka blog ko (Ktabi ko kc lolo ko ngaun).Mga anak kau ng HUWETENG!(sbi ni lolo). Lo’ idol mo nga si Erap kc pati mura nyo konektado s kanya eh! hehehe…
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August 20th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
in fairness mejo ok na dito ah? ok ka daw mag jowk sabi ni jerome! 09199919911 text mo raw sya mag jowkan daw kayong dalawa! lolz!
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September 12th, 2009 at 10:20 pm
grabe mapapa ihi ako kakatawa.
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September 29th, 2009 at 8:51 pm
ahaha…napadaan lang po!!! kakatawa naman!!
^___________________________^
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September 30th, 2009 at 5:19 pm
add niu po ako sa FS….
bernadinealcid [at] yahoo [dot] com dot] ph:)
thnkss
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October 16th, 2009 at 6:32 am
“my wife just passed away”.. pinatay niya si Loi duon ah.. heheheh
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October 25th, 2009 at 10:18 pm
cute i like it!!!!!
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October 27th, 2009 at 11:20 am
hahaha…erap for president … of jokers
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November 7th, 2009 at 4:16 am
he he he nakakatawa ang pulutan naihi nga ako sakatatawa .nakakaalis ng homesick
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November 14th, 2009 at 8:27 pm
hmmm parang narinig ko na yung ceasefire kay pacman yun eh
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January 17th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
ahihi….nakakatawa nman.gumawa pa kayo ng iba…thanks!
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February 21st, 2010 at 6:27 pm
hala kayu! lapit na balik uli si erap…wid dis list of candidates baka erap na naman….pero wala na siya haharbatin…naubos na ni ate glo.
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April 10th, 2010 at 9:58 am
hahahahaha, kahit nabasa ko na sa text yung iba, nakakatawa pa rin talaga, pero kawawang erap hehehe…
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April 19th, 2010 at 11:35 am
ahhahahhahahahha nakakatawa talga mga jokes nyo pinoy jokes
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September 29th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
hahahaha nakakatawa prang nangenget na ako sa kakatawa!!
hahahahahahaha……..
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