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Operator plis

Posted on 10 February 2009 by jonski

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Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.
Pinoy:Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in… Enemy, Q as in… Cuba, U as in… Europe, E as in… Important and L as in… Elephant.

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30 Comments For This Post

  1. okray Says:

    ang baduy nito hehehehe! corny conry grabe… ^___^

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  2. hokim94 Says:

    Hahahaha…… nakakatawa!

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  3. mark anthony Says:

    parang tanga lang

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  4. maggie Says:

    grabe..ang baliw!

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  5. ronvelit Says:

    gimme some fun plsssssssssss…………..

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  6. anGelRoCK Says:

    WeEE ANG AnUH! tsk tsk tsk

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  7. AJ Santos Says:

    felt sorri, butt these ess through!

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  8. PenPenPoems Says:

    yeyeyeye—- 10/10

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  9. mary Says:

    well, very funny talaga, halos maiyak ako sa kkatawa hehe he.

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  10. emOrej ☺ Says:

    haha!
    natawa aq!
    tnx! ^_^

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  11. mark Says:

    galing!!!!!!!!!simple pero rock good joke

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  12. lor Says:

    gago
    ky psnget

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  13. didong Says:

    nice one.hanep!!

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  14. xetness Says:

    wait lang po.. tikol lang ako… mas maganda pa..

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  15. Narutot Says:

    tawa ako ng tawa dito!!

    nsa harapan pa ko ng gf ko..
    na gulong pa ko sa lapag haha nkktwa tlga to pra skin ^^

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  16. =♥eljay♥= Says:

    tae! sakit ng chan ko kakatawa! sira ulo yang pinoy na yan!!! hahahahahahahaha

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  17. Kombat Says:

    akala ng mga ofis mates ko nababaliw na ako. Tawa2 aq ng tawa while busy sila sa work…hahhahahhahahah

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  18. tumz Says:

    ahay?boring…wala n ba masmaganda jan…………

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  19. Ver Says:

    ok…… 100/100….. ang galing saya….natawa ako

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  20. princess Says:

    talagang dito ako natawa ng husto,,kanda luha talaga sa tawa…HAHAHAHA di ko mapigil…….

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  21. samantha manimtim Says:

    hahahhahahhahaha ang galing mag spelling

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  22. emanon Says:

    hahaha, natawa ako konti

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  23. evil-disco Says:

    hahaha like it

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  24. kate Says:

    hahahahahahaha
    galing

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  25. j@hlee Says:

    funny pero di ako natuwa!!!!

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  26. jc Says:

    parang pinapakita mo na idiot ang pilipino….

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  27. joma1 Says:

    hahahahahah a

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  28. paul Says:

    hhahaha i fell off the chair laughing!!!

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  29. Mr.VirginBoy Says:

    anu 2??? joke ba 2 o nag kwekwento??

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  30. jovi Says:

    i am a call center agent.. i laugh my head off. hahahaha.. thats really funny!

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