Operator plis

by jonski

Bagong salta sa America, yung Pinoy ay gustong mag-long distance sa Pilipinas kaya dinayal yung “0 for Operator”.
Operator: AT&T. How may I help you?
Pinoy: Heyloow. Ay wud like to long distans da Pilipins, plis.
Operator: Name of the party you’re calling?
Pinoy: Aybegyurpardon? Can you repit agen plis?
Operator: What is the name of the person you are calling?
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu and sori. Da nname of my calling is Elpidio Abanquel. Sori and tenkyu.
Operator: Please spell out the name of the person you’re calling phonetically.
Pinoy:Yes, tenkyu. What is foneticali?
Operator: Please spell out the letters comprising the name a letter at a time and citing a word for each letter.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Da name of Elpidio Abanquel is Elpidio Abanquel. I will spell his name foneticali. Elpidio: E as in Elpidio, L as in lpidio, p as in pidio, i as in idio, d as in dio, i as in io and o as in o.
Operator: Sir, can you please use English words.
Pinoy: Ah, yes, tenkyu. Abanquel: A as in Airport, B as in Because, A as in Airport agen, N as in… Enemy, Q as in… Cuba, U as in… Europe, E as in… Important and L as in… Elephant.

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19 comments

1 okray { 02.12.09 at 4:31 pm }: Hidden due to low comment rating. Click here to see.

ang baduy nito hehehehe! corny conry grabe… ^___^

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2 hokim94 { 03.08.09 at 6:25 pm }: Hahahaha…… nakakatawa!
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3 mark anthony { 03.21.09 at 1:21 am }: parang tanga lang

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4 maggie { 04.04.09 at 2:52 pm }: grabe..ang baliw!
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5 ronvelit { 08.15.09 at 6:03 pm }: gimme some fun plsssssssssss…………..
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6 anGelRoCK { 09.19.09 at 7:33 pm }: WeEE ANG AnUH! tsk tsk tsk
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7 AJ Santos { 10.08.09 at 9:26 am }: felt sorri, butt these ess through!
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8 PenPenPoems { 10.09.09 at 2:31 pm }: yeyeyeye—- 10/10
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9 mary { 10.16.09 at 7:03 pm }: well, very funny talaga, halos maiyak ako sa kkatawa hehe he.
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10 emOrej â˜º { 10.17.09 at 11:44 am }: haha!
natawa aq!
tnx! ^_^
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11 mark { 10.27.09 at 11:11 am }: galing!!!!!!!!!simple pero rock good joke
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12 lor { 11.02.09 at 9:10 pm }: gago
ky psnget
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13 didong { 11.10.09 at 8:55 pm }: nice one.hanep!!
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14 xetness { 11.30.09 at 3:18 pm }: wait lang po.. tikol lang ako… mas maganda pa..
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15 Narutot { 12.09.09 at 10:25 pm }: tawa ako ng tawa dito!!

nsa harapan pa ko ng gf ko..
na gulong pa ko sa lapag haha nkktwa tlga to pra skin ^^
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16 =â™¥eljayâ™¥= { 12.28.09 at 6:29 pm }: tae! sakit ng chan ko kakatawa! sira ulo yang pinoy na yan!!! hahahahahahahaha
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17 Kombat { 01.07.10 at 6:20 pm }: akala ng mga ofis mates ko nababaliw na ako. Tawa2 aq ng tawa while busy sila sa work…hahhahahhahahah
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18 tumz { 01.17.10 at 12:16 pm }: ahay?boring…wala n ba masmaganda jan…………
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19 Ver { 01.23.10 at 11:53 pm }: ok…… 100/100….. ang galing saya….natawa ako
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