Ospital at Misa

Joke #1: OSPITAL

 

BATA: Mamang pulis, saan po papuntang ospital?

PULIS: ‘Wag kang aalis d’yan sa gitna ng kalye. Mamaya nasa ospital kana!

BATA: Ahh…..salamat po.

Joke#2: MISA

LOLA: Apo,’wag kang maingay nasa misa tayo.

APO: Opo, lola.

LOLA: Alam mo ba na di dapat maingay habang may misa?

APO: Kasi po maraming natutulog!

 

(Sent by: Paul C. Ponce)

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