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SEXUAL HARASSMENT?
Posted on 11 May 2012
Secretary No. 1: Ano, idedemanda mo si Boss ng sexual harassment dahil sinabi lang nyang mabango ang buhok mo? Secretary No. 2: OO, talagang idedemanda ko sya. Secretary No. 1: E bakit? Secretary No. 2 : E kasi UNANO sya eh. Papaano niya maaamoy ang buhok sa ulo ko??? edmonyo2000 Toronto Rate this joke
SABAW
Posted on 03 May 2012
Pedro nagmamadali at malalate na sa trabaho.. Konduktor ng jeep: sakay na at aalis na.. Sumakay naman si pedro.. pagkatapos ng 10 minuto nde p din umaalis ang jeep.. Pedro: (asar na nagtanung sa driver) manong driver sabi ng konduktor mu aalis na kaya ako sumakay nagmamadali pa naman ako.. Driver: (galit) E wala pa ngang laman eh.. Pedro: [...] Rate this joke
isang lingguhang sulat
Posted on 16 April 2012
dear itay sumulat aqo ngaung lunes para maihulog qo ng martes,matanggap nyo ng ng miyerkules, mabasa nui ng huwebes, sasagutin nyo ng biyernes,, maihuhulog nui ng sabado,, para magmit ko ang pera ng linggo SAGOT NG AMA dear anak ung sulat mo nung lunes, n na naihulog mo ng martes ay natanggap ko ng miyerkules,, nabasa ko nung huwebes,, [...] Rate this joke
INCOME TAX RETURN 2011
Posted on 16 April 2012
The BIR sent my Tax forms back AGAIN ! I guess it was because of my response to the question- LIST ALL DEPENDENTS. I replied: 1.2 million illegal immigrants, 1 million drug users, over 3 million unemployed Pilipinos and “310 ASSHOLES in the Batasang Pambansa and the Senate”! Apparently this was NOT an acceptable answer. Rate this joke
tetris ka ba?
Posted on 09 April 2012
Tetris ka ba ? . . . . … . . . . . Kasi kapag nakikita kita ruma-RANK UP ang puso ko. pero pag nakikita kta kasama ang iba, ruma-RANK DOWN pag asa ko. kelan kya tau le-LEVEL UP ? makikipag-BATTLE pa ba ako sa iba, para lng makuha kta ? makikipag-SPRINT pa ba ako, pra maunahan ko sila ? eh paano kung maubos ang ENERGY ko kakaintay sau [...] Rate this joke
GLORIA AND MIKEE
Posted on 09 April 2012
GLORIA:ANAK PAG NAMATAY AKO HINDI R.I.P ANG ILALAGAY MO HA.,., MIKEE:ANU NGAY MAMA? GLORIA:ANG GUSTO KUNG ILAGAY MO “JESUS”. MIKEE:ANUNG JESUS? GLORIA:-JOSEPH -ESTRADA -SEE -YOU -SOON MIKEE:WHHHAAAAAAAT?MAS MAGANDA PAG “BAYAN”! GLORIA:ANUNG “BAYAN:? MIKEE:-BENIGNO -AQUINO -YOU -ARE -NEXT!!! GLORIA:WAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!111 Rate this joke
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