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Best Divorce Letter, everrrr!
Dear wife:
I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell.
Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. [Read more →]
September 14, 2009 8 Comments

patigasan ng ulo
may 3 magkakaibigang kano, bombay, at pinoy
sabi ng kanilang master
MAster: Patigasan ng mga ulo
kano: My head is very hard [Read more →]
September 11, 2009 5 Comments

ang pok-pok at ang costumer
Isang araw merong pok-pok (prosti). Tinawag ng costumer at pumasok sa kotse ng costumer na ilang beses nya na nakasex.
Pok-Pok: Oh ano gusto mo gawin ko nanaman!?!
Costumer: Ano pa eh di yan trabaho mo!!!
Pok-Pok:Hindi naman yun ang gusto mo eh na kikita ko sa mga mata mo! sabihin mo na ang totoo!!! [Read more →]
September 9, 2009 11 Comments

patae pls……
paano kung….
pumunta ang crush mo nanginginig sa pawis at bigla kang yinakap sabi….
patae pls…….
September 9, 2009 2 Comments

doktor pla…..
may isang aksidente sa buendia…….
nurse: nurse ako…..umalis kau dyan…..
babae: excuse me….
nurse: wag mo itong lapitan….nurse ako….
babae: ok….pero,kung kailangan mo ng doktor…..nandito lng ako sa likod mo…….
September 9, 2009 1 Comment






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