Payabangan

by ae2-jack

May tatlong magkukumpare na nagpapayabangan.

PARE 1: Naaalala ko si junior ko. Napakagaling na bata. Biruin mo, sariling sikap lang na nakapag-aral sa America. Ngaun abogado na. Sa New York nagtratrabaho. May sarili na siyang Law Firm doon. Huli kong balita kay junior, sa sobrang yaman ng anak ko na yan, binigyan lang ng mercedez benz yung isang kaibigan.

PARE 2: New York ba ikamo? Doon din yung isang panganay ko eh.. Businessman.. Graduate ng Yale. Scholar din siya. Ang dami ngang negosyo ngayon ng batang iyon. Iba-iba. Kaya ako’y proud na proud diyan sa anak ko na ‘yon eh. Gusto talagang makatulong. Yung isang kaibigan niya nga eh, balita ko binigyan niya nung isang apartment sa Manhattan.

PARE 3: (With his head bowed) N-Nakakahiya naman pala sa inyo, mga kumpare. Ako kasi’y pinagbagsakan ng langit at lupa nung nalaman kong ang kaisa-isa kong lalaki ay naturingang bakla. Mangyari’y hindi lang bakla, kundi napakalanding bakla. Ang damuhong iyon, ang huli kong balita ay nangangaliwa pa yata ang hinayupak ng lintek——– dalawa-dalawa pa ang BOYPREN. Pareho kasing mayayaman. Yung isa binigyan siya ng mercedez benz, at yung isa nama’y ibinahay siya sa Manhattan.

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39 comments

1 KrisRyan Borsil { 01.16.09 at 6:07 pm }

HAHA!!! Now that’s funny!

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2 Iczp anon { 01.19.09 at 4:27 pm }

nakakatawa

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3 6url pLayah { 01.22.09 at 5:37 pm }

huhu wlang kwEntAh ang cOrnY huh

add nio nLn me sa fs

tnx

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4 Yanna Pinay { 01.23.09 at 11:15 am }

COOOOL

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5 jenna { 01.24.09 at 2:15 pm }

post naman po kau ng maraming battle of the brainless. ginagamit ko po kasi yan as energizers bago ako magreport sa school. haha.. tnx

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6 brylle { 01.26.09 at 12:34 pm }

hahaha.. atay jawa… piste ka.. anak ko yan

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7 JOJOVA.... { 01.28.09 at 4:38 pm }

AI FANALO.. MABUHAY ANG MGA BADINGGGGGGGGG…………

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8 Naizar { 01.31.09 at 2:04 pm }

I can’t understand language

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9 nyel { 02.02.09 at 5:01 pm }

corny., nbasa ko n yna sa txt ei

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10 lilay { 02.03.09 at 5:02 pm }

very funny….hehehehe….

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11 azzir { 02.04.09 at 10:52 pm }

hahahaha corny….peu mejonakakatawana rin

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12 Empoy { 02.05.09 at 3:40 am }

ME LIKEY!!!
natawa ako dito ha… LOL!

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13 BEV { 02.05.09 at 7:11 pm }

dats funny!! baklush

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14 BORING BASAHIN { 02.06.09 at 1:16 pm }

ANO BA YANG JOKES NA YAN SOBRANG HABA CORNY NMN

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15 joan { 02.06.09 at 6:17 pm }

ok lang xa..

naka2tawa naman khit panu..

mejo na2wa aqoe.

haha

ayan na ang tawa co..

coz im beautiful..

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16 lucelle { 02.06.09 at 11:37 pm }

superrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

nakakatawa talagaaaaaa

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17 kennth { 02.24.09 at 1:31 pm }

haha!! pwede narin..

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18 emotic lady { 03.26.09 at 6:34 am }

hahahaha

will

pipol

ok nrin un

pro medio

corny

din

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19 mark { 05.02.09 at 6:25 pm }

ok na rin!!!
hahaha

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20 kulitz29 { 07.01.09 at 4:50 pm }

pwede na rin……….

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21 michael_alone { 07.09.09 at 1:28 pm }

hahahahahaha?!!!!!!!!!!
corny

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22 wife of kyohei { 07.23.09 at 12:02 pm }

cant understand… will u translate it in english???
thanks…
by the way, hi hon(kyohei) luvyah…
take care…
u r my lyf…
even if many girls are after you…
love you!!!
muah

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23 bernabe { 07.24.09 at 9:18 am }

, , , .. hahahahahahaha / . . . ,,,

, , , … okei yun ahH . . . .

. . . . nk2twa . . . ..

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24 dixie { 08.09.09 at 7:26 pm }

di ko gets

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25 kathy { 08.15.09 at 10:09 pm }

he he he…..saya naman..

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26 shienaramos { 08.20.09 at 11:20 am }

hahaha..lol

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27 miden { 08.20.09 at 5:09 pm }

ano ba namang jowk yan! alang kalatuy latuy! buti pa c jerome ang galing galing mag jowk!

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28 nhogzkhie { 08.21.09 at 12:34 am }

corny nyong lahat

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29 dark angel { 09.04.09 at 11:00 am }

aheheh… NAKS ahmn ian…? YABANG AA>>>>!

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30 Jinky B.Mateo { 09.09.09 at 6:17 pm }

CaNt uNdRsTaNd,HeHe..SoBrAnG kUlEt nG jOkEs n2..gRbE!

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31 decee { 09.14.09 at 3:11 pm }

hahahahaha

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32 FaiL { 09.18.09 at 10:52 am }

hahaah… lngya =]]… bali ung bakla ung binigyan ng regalo kawawa nmn ung dalwang boy hahaahahaha…!!

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33 abby { 09.20.09 at 9:43 am }

sus!kacornihan 2 the max!pero grabe hah nkakatawa…na corny mejo

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34 rowena { 09.21.09 at 8:03 pm }

panu magpost ng joke jan?

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35 lou villanueva { 10.06.09 at 7:06 pm }

kalerke herherher

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36 emOrej ☺ { 10.17.09 at 11:38 am }

haha!
hehe!
hihi!
hoho!
huhu!

in
ur
face! ^_^

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37 tililing { 10.22.09 at 4:00 am }

narinig ko na tong joke na to tagal na wala bang bago dyan?

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38 mark { 10.27.09 at 11:16 am }

pede na to kesa magreklamo kayo magpost kayo ng joke …sigurado mas corny sa inyo

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39 lizette { 10.31.09 at 10:23 pm }

nice jokeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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