Proud to be from the South

SOME NEWS: Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don’t worry so much).  

Southerner’s Medical Dictionary 

Artery…………………………. The study of paintings

Bacteria……………………… Back door to the cafeteria 

Barium………………………. What doctors do when patients die 

Benign………………………. What you be, after you be eight 

Caesarean Section………. A neighborhood in Rome  

Cat scan……………………. Searching for Kitty 

Cauterize…………………… Made eye contact with her 

Colic……………………………. A sheep dog 

Coma…………………………. A punctuation mark 

Dilate…………………………. To live long 

Enema……………………….. Not a friend 

Fester……………………….. Quicker than someone else 

Fibula……………………….. A small lie 

Impotent……………………. Distinguished, well known 

Labor Pain………………. Getting hurt at work 

Medical Staff………………. A Doctor’s cane 

Morbid………………………. A higher offer 

Nitrates…………………….. Cheaper than day rates 

Node………………………… I knew it 

Outpatient…………………. A person who has fainted 

Pelvis……………………….. Second cousin to Elvis 

Post Operative……………. A letter carrier 

Recovery Room…………. Place to do upholstery 

Rectum…………………….. Damn near killed him 

Secretion………………….. Hiding something 

Seizure…………………….. Roman emperor 

Tablet……………………….. A small table 

Terminal Illness…………. Getting sick at the airport 

Tumor……………………….. One plus one more 

Urine………………………… Opposite of you’re out

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  1. slapmyface says:

    i cant understand…

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