Psychiatrists vs. Bartenders

EVER SINCE I WAS A CHILD, I’VE ALWAYS HAD A FEAR OF SOMEONE UNDER MY BED AT NIGHT. SO I WENT TO A SHRINK AND TOLD HIM:

‘I’ve got problems. Every time I go to bed I think there’s somebody under it. I’m scared. I think I’m going crazy.’

‘Just put yourself in my hands for one year,’ said the shrink. ‘Come talk to me three times a week and we should be able to get rid of those fears..’

‘How much do you charge?’

‘Eighty dollars per visit,’ replied the doctor.

‘I’ll sleep on it,’ I said.

Six months later the doctor met me on the street. ‘Why didn’t you come to see me about those fears you were having?’ he asked.

‘Well, Eighty bucks a visit three times a week for a year is an awful lot of money! A bartender cured me for $10. I was so happy to have saved all that money that I went and bought me a new pickup!’

‘Is that so!’ With a bit of an attitude he said, ‘and how, may I ask, did a bartender cure you?’

‘He told me to cut the legs off the bed! – Ain’t nobody under there now!!!’

FORGET THE SHRINKS..

HAVE A DRINK & TALK TO A BARTENDER!

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  1. waley….mejoh di magets!!!

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  2. Pinoy jokes bat english?? Haha angtanga nmn xD

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    • @ Will – Hindi lang naman Tagalog o iba pang salita sa Pilipinas ang puwedeng maging Pinoy jokes. Kahit english o kaya Taglish, puwede rin.

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  3. tinanggal yung paa ng kama so naka lpat na sa sahig kaya wala na pwede magtago sa ilalim ng bed… hahahaha

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  4. daniella turla says:

    di ko magets tsaka oky na yan para matututo tayo nga ng words na english what if kung wala tayong alam sa english dibbbbbbba/……..

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