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Simple answer

Posted on 15 December 2010 by Mr Anecdote

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IT-programmer sits behind computer. His wife steps into the room and says:

“You know what – I’m pregnant!”

Staring at the screen, the IT-man asks:

“Abort? Retry? Ignore?”

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