Three women were talking about their love lives.
The first said: “My husband is like a Rolls-Royce, smooth and sophisticated.”
The second said: “Mine is like a Porsche, fast and powerful.”
The third said: “Mine is like an old Chevy. It needs a hand start and I have to jump on while it’s still going.”

3 babae nagkukuwentuhan ng kanilang love lives.

Babae1: Asawa ko, parang Rolls Royce – madulas at magara.

Babae2: Asawa ko parang Porsche – mabilis at mapuwersa.

Babae3: Asawa ko parang lumang dyipni. Kailangan pang itulak ng kamay, pagkatapos sakyan kaagad habang umaandar.