SOME NEWS: Southerners have the lowest stress rate because they do not take medical terminology seriously. You are going to die anyway, so live life (and don’t worry so much).  
Southerner’s Medical Dictionary 
Artery…………………………. The study of paintings
Bacteria……………………… Back door to the cafeteria 
Barium………………………. What doctors do when patients die 
Benign………………………. What you be, after you be eight 
Caesarean Section………. A neighborhood [...]