Nagdadasal si FPJ ng taimtim pagkatapos ng pagkatalo sa halalan
FPJ: (pabulong) panginoon, bakit po nyo ako hinayaan na matalo sa halalan?
Lord: ( Di umimik)
FPJ: Naririnig nyo po ba ako? bakit hinayaan nyo pong dayain ng kalaban ko?
Bakit namatay si FPJ?
February 4, 2010 by 10 Comments
Old and new ERAP jokes – part 3
March 9, 2009 by 28 Comments
Joke # 15: THE WIFE
Sa isang party. Sabi ng isang Ambassador to Erap, ‘I haven’t met your wife. Where is she?’
Napadaan si First Lady Loi. Sabi ni Erap, ‘Oh, my wife just passed away.’
Joke #16: CEASEFIRE
ERAP to MILF : Sumuko na kayo!
MILF: Di kami susuko pag di mo maispel ang CEASEFIRE.
ERAP : Tama na! [...]
Old and new ERAP jokes – part 2
March 9, 2009 by 36 Comments
Joke #8: SAVE
FVR, Cory and Erap, are about to be executed in front of a firing squad. Each of them is blindfolded and given the chance to call upon the forces of nature to save them. The executioner starts the countdown: ’10, 9, 8,….’.
FVR shouts, ‘Flood!’. In a sudden, a big wave came. FVR was [...]
Old and new ERAP jokes
March 9, 2009 by 40 Comments
Hi
All these years ERAP has been the subject of ridicule by way of the jokes written about him. I know ERAP is smart yet he has been satirized as thought he is so dumb. In a way he also spiced our lives in so many different ways including all the jokes about him. [...]
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