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Panget Baba!

Posted on 14 October 2011 by PJ Guest

Driver: Yung mga panget dyan pwede na bumaba, may checkpoint ksi sa kanto…

Pasahero: Tapos kuya? Sinong magdadrive?

bastusan?

basag! =)

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PANGET!!

Posted on 14 October 2011 by PJ Guest

May isang Makulit na bata at Panget na Tambay :

Bata: Hoy, Panget! Panget Panget Panget!

Tambay: Pag di ka tumigil sa kakatawag sakin ng panget, papatayin kita!

Kinabukasan:

Bata: Psst! (sumitsit)

Tambay: Ano?!!

Bata: Alam na! XD

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Museum

Posted on 04 July 2010 by mermaidpichi

sa isang museum…
Jose: ito ba?? ito bang ang tinatawag ninyon ART?! PWE! ang PANGET! nakakasuka! painting ba ito???!!

Guide: no sir…

Jose: eh anu ba ito! nakakasuka talaga! ang pangit pangit pangit pangit!! sinu gumawa nito? di man lang nahiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guide: sir… mirror po yan…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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