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Posted on 15 December 2010 by Mr Anecdote

IT-programmer sits behind computer. His wife steps into the room and says:

“You know what – I’m pregnant!”

Staring at the screen, the IT-man asks:

“Abort? Retry? Ignore?”

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pregnancy test

Posted on 08 July 2010 by donowatnamepo

juana- bkit walang lumalabas na lines sa PREGNANCY test ko?

juan- gaano karaming IHI ang nilagay mo?

juana-ah IHI ba ang ilalagay ko? Akala ko LAWAY

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gutom si mommy

Posted on 12 June 2009 by porpoy

a kid asked his pregnant mom: anu nasa tiyan mo?

the mom answered: kapatid mo

the kid asked: love mo sya?

mom: oo

kid: weh adik ka pala! bakit mo kinain?

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