chess and pawns

MAY DALANG CHESS SET SI BUBOY. YAYAYAIN NIYA SI FREDO.
BUBOY:  CHESS TAYO.
FREDO:  AYOKO NA. KULANG NG TATLONG PAWNS ANG CHESS MO. NAKAKALITO.
BUBOY:  WAIT MO AKO. BILI AKO NG PAWNS.
FREDO:  SAAN KA NAMAN BIBILI NG MGA PAWNS LANG?
BUBOY:  SAAN PA… E DI SA PAWNSHOP!

Mag-Ingat ang mga Hipon

TANONG:   BAKIT DAPAT MAG-INGAT LAGI ANG MGA HIPON?
SAGOT:   KASI ACCIDENT PRAWN SILA!

Job hunting

*** Got this in my email. Just sharing…
1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn’t concentrate.
2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn’t hack it, so they gave me the axe.
3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn’t [...]

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