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February 22, 2011 by 48 Comments

Boy: Nay may ulam ba?

Nanay: Tignan mo na lang dyan sa ref, anak.

Boy: Eh wala naman tayong ref, di ba?

Nanay: O, e di wala tayong ulam. Konting common sense naman dyan!

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  1. june says:
    March 1, 2011 at 6:41 pm

    galing!!!!! double thumbs up!

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  2. cuttie girl princess says:
    March 3, 2011 at 1:15 pm

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  3. Audrey says:
    March 4, 2011 at 5:27 pm

    It’s so funny. But much less common sense.

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  4. Roland says:
    March 9, 2011 at 7:39 pm

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  5. marie jan says:
    March 13, 2011 at 7:42 pm

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    March 16, 2011 at 3:52 pm

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    March 24, 2011 at 4:22 pm

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  8. lenon says:
    March 31, 2011 at 7:54 pm

    nakaka bobo. jk peace lang!!!

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  9. jennifer says:
    April 14, 2011 at 7:43 pm

    lol .. bentang benta .

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  10. jennifer says:
    April 14, 2011 at 7:44 pm

    bentang benta .

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  11. billie says:
    April 15, 2011 at 2:01 pm

    oo nga naman kailangan talaga ng kahit konti common sense

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  12. anghell says:
    April 15, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    hahahahahaha oa lols

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  13. jeriz gonzales says:
    April 23, 2011 at 8:46 pm

    funny ! :) )

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  14. deni says:
    April 28, 2011 at 1:28 pm

    I just heard this joke with one of the local radio stations yesterday.

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  15. zandra02 says:
    April 28, 2011 at 10:33 pm

    maganda sia , pero meron onting kabaduyam .
    un lang THkz.

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  16. krizzia27 says:
    April 30, 2011 at 11:43 am

    this is funny..!!! if you agree THUMBS UP…. :D piece++

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  17. ice says:
    April 30, 2011 at 3:58 pm

    balik2x!!!haha

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  18. jeffrey bandola says:
    May 7, 2011 at 11:07 pm

    kakatawa yung mga jokes ulam pa lng nakakatawa na heheheheehe

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  19. nikki says:
    May 9, 2011 at 1:37 pm

    haha…nice one

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  20. clarisse says:
    May 10, 2011 at 12:12 pm

    haha…tamaHhh dpt gamitin ang common sense !! i like it

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  21. dren`nin017 says:
    May 13, 2011 at 7:10 pm

    haha nlng cge :D

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  22. dren`nin017 says:
    May 13, 2011 at 7:11 pm

    haha nlng cge kaawa ee :D

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  23. katherine11 says:
    May 16, 2011 at 10:28 pm

    tahahaha ang ang culit :)

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  24. chrisma says:
    May 19, 2011 at 10:51 am

    ,.haha,.nice

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  25. DJOY says:
    May 24, 2011 at 12:25 am

    awesome!!! I may not be a Filipina..but I love Filipino jokes..thanks to my friend she translated it..and i kept on laughing after I heard this..I love this joke! It’s hilarious :) )

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  26. miSrisH..! says:
    June 12, 2011 at 5:35 pm

    waHaHa..!!

    pRa Sa mqa uaLanq commoN sencE eaN aHH..

    hEhE tuHH maH nqa nm unq batA n0.!

    qaLinq thE best eaN nenq’aii………….

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  27. LovieYan says:
    June 17, 2011 at 9:05 am

    wahahahahah.. i seriously just Laughed My Butt Off at work, people think Im Crazy as F..k

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  28. SomeLove says:
    June 21, 2011 at 7:44 am

    walang kwenta, hindi nakakatawa

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  29. hey says:
    June 24, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    mas maganda kung di n nilagyan ng about dun s common sense

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  30. loveless says:
    June 24, 2011 at 5:42 pm

    …..nice sya .infairness…smile!!!!

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  31. carl says:
    July 4, 2011 at 8:49 pm

    nakakatawa namn

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  32. iris says:
    July 5, 2011 at 2:52 pm

    like it <3<3<3

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  33. cpxcpx says:
    July 5, 2011 at 9:41 pm

    korni isip na lang ng iba xd

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  34. mizxhs iyhang says:
    July 7, 2011 at 8:20 pm

    bkit minsn iba ang jokes ngyn ang ramirami ewan ko ba? bkit gnon pariparihas ng type ang mga lalaki pag may jokes bsta pls like me…….:)

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  35. michael says:
    July 13, 2011 at 6:09 pm

    ahm medjo mgnda sya pwd na hahahahahahahah
    aq c myreen hehehe pang miss ama binibining wika

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  36. karl says:
    July 22, 2011 at 8:56 pm

    hahahahahaha ang ganda nang mga jokes dito ahh :)

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  37. cjez says:
    July 26, 2011 at 12:39 pm

    lack of sense of humor eh…pero creative ka…practice ka ng mas gumaling ka Ãœ

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  38. puritz bongulanz says:
    August 2, 2011 at 2:55 pm

    ahahahahah may point k dun !!!!!

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  39. cindy says:
    August 2, 2011 at 9:06 pm

    !!!!!!!!!uy lia ou nga tma sbi ni lia wag nlang kyo mag comment

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  40. alyza joyce cute says:
    August 2, 2011 at 9:26 pm

    alam ko na yan ehh pero ang sarap pakinggan

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  41. rejie says:
    August 22, 2011 at 12:01 pm

    maganda sana may ref. para merong ulam

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  42. princess says:
    September 25, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    hhahahaha talagang nakakatawa sobra i have a joke also at the facebook

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  43. princess says:
    September 25, 2011 at 3:08 pm

    kung may ref ka pero pag wala kang kang ulam ano ang gagawin mo sa ref?
    pero pag may ulam ka paero pag wala karin namang ref ano ang gagawin mo sa ulam?

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  44. LOUIE29 says:
    December 10, 2011 at 6:32 am

    HAHHAHAHA ASITG….CLASSIC!!!

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