Use this WORD in a sentence

Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. *Ring, ring*…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence. UNO! DOSE TRES are on fire!!!
Use CHICKEN NUT BREAD in a sentence. Aye Jun-Jun, Stop choking your sister! CHICKEN NUT BREAD!
What are the three prides of the Phillipines? Pride fish, pride chicken, and pride rice. :)
Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to The Athlete’s Foot yesterday to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence. I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.
Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence. Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.
Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence. Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.
Use GUAVA in a sentence. I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?
Use DEDUCT,DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
Use PERSUADING in a sentence. Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
Use DEVASTATION in a sentence. I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning.
Use CONCLUSION and OPINION in one sentence. (Pointing to a door): CONCLUSION, hindi OPINION.
Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence. At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, “Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?”
Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence. If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCES.
Use PROTESTANT in a sentence. Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PROTESTANT.
Use ANALYZE and ANATOMY in one sentence. My ANALYZE over the ocean so bring back my ANATOMY.
Use IRAQ, IRAN and EGYPT in one sentence. IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
Use INDAY in a sentence. (In your best Whitney Houston voice): INDAAAAAAAAAAY will always love you…ooooooo.
Use ASSOCIATE in a sentence. My dog smelled awful kasi naman pala next to him, ASSOCIATE.
Use DINUGUAN in a sentence. I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DINUGUAN.
Use PAUL five times in a sentence. PAUL, be carePAUL; you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL and make a PAUL of yourself.
Use HOSTESS in a sentence. To answer a ringing telephone, you say, “HOSTESS?”
Use CASHEW and SKATE in a sentence. I want to have a tattoo sana CASHEW mukhang ma-SKATE e.
Use CUISINE in a sentence. I hope you studied last night because your teacher might give a surprise CUISINE Math.

(i am a filipino american, i show no disrespect. just for fun)
John Jansen

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  1. nYahahA uNg ibA nqA2tawA uNg ibA cÖrnY mØde tØinK! *piZ*”,v

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  2. Very interesting and funny! XD

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  3. nu ba nmn yan…!hahahaa lol…ka2tawa..

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  4. har har har….thnx s corny jokes….

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  5. Rica Mae G. Barcelona says:

    eow

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  6. wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome it’s bea-u-ti-ful

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  7. gloriefe S. dela Cruz says:

    bwhahah!!!!nakakatawa!!!ang galing naman, sana damihan nyo pa ang mga jokes nyo…hehehe…MOre Power and God bless us…

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  8. Sa lahat – Maraming salamat sa inyong mga komento.

    Gloriefe S. dela Cruz – Marami pa tayong ibang jokes sa MY PINOY JOKES. Ones posted here are only those for rating. :-)

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  9. hahaha very nice jokes! kakatawa…..ang galing

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  10. HILARIOUS!

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  11. WahahA!! YAhOOOOOOOOOO!!… Saya-saya nmn dito!!…

    sna MinsAn PakiBawasan ka Kornihan

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  12. ckretmysterious says:

    hahahaahaha!!!!!!…………… ok lgn mnan ung iba nakakatwa yung iba corney nohhhhhhhhhh……!11
    ehhhhhhhh!!!!…………
    hehehehehe…………….!!!!

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  13. that’s more like it. fun without turning someone down. you are great.

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  14. ok lang

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  15. tazzyfritz says:

    nakzzz nman…..! nyc ahhhh..!

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  16. like it!!!

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  17. retired playboy says:

    ang ko-corney ng jokes mo. burahin mo n yan. nkkhiya lng s ibang jokes d2

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  18. hahahaha.ang galing!!!cant stop laughing!!!!

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  19. to retired playboy – ikaw ba merong dyok? kahit corny, kakatawa pa naman ah.

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  20. the jokes are so funny….hehehe!… we want more!!!!

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  21. shienaramos says:

    hehehehe…sawai naman!!!!lol

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  22. aheheh..,….. ang cute… gueh gueh ingatz….

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  23. teehee! nice one dude!

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  24. I LOST THE GAME says:

    hahahahahahahaahahaa

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  25. boy santos says:

    kaunting tawa mga dabarkads

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  26. kevinmorante says:

    maganda,,,,,sana mas marami pang iba!!!!!!

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  27. Dian angelo says:

    Jejeje funny

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  28. aldrinn benamir says:

    aha,,!
    use nmn tayutay in a sentence,,

    ay c tatay nadapa,,tayutay,,,hehe!!,,^_^

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  29. Pagawa naman ng Angela/Gela/Abie or Peret in a sentence. Pleeeeease. :)) Yung maikli lang. XD

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  30. kamaisan ung iba peo meron nmng kunting nakakatawa :|

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  31. liverlover boy says:

    gusto ko yong use PAUL five times in a sentence. e-facebook ko un.SUPEEEER GANDAAAAAH TALAGAAAA!!!

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  32. black hawk says:

    nakakatawa ka ken;

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  33. use ANYHOW in a sentence…masarap kumain ng anyhow na bangus!

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  34. Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with a few pics to drive the message home a bit, but instead of that, this is great blog. A great read. I will definitely be back.

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  35. hahahahaha

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  36. The jokes are so funny! Hahahaha! Grabe tlga ang twa ko dto.To John Jansen, it's so funny.I love it ver much.

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