Use SCHOOLING in a sentence. *Ring, ring*…..Hello? Who SCHOOLING?
Use UNO, DOSE, TRES in a sentence. UNO! DOSE TRES are on fire!!!
Use CHICKEN NUT BREAD in a sentence. Aye Jun-Jun, Stop choking your sister! CHICKEN NUT BREAD!
What are the three prides of the Phillipines? Pride fish, pride chicken, and pride rice. 
Use TENACIOUS in a sentence. I went to The Athlete’s Foot yesterday to buy a pair of TENACIOUS.
Use CONTEMPLATE in a sentence. I went to a party last night. There was so much food pero co-CONTEMPLATE.
Use CURTAIN and KITCHEN in one sentence. Aray! Huwag mo akong CURTAIN. Masa-KITCHEN.
Use PUNCTUATION in a sentence. Daddy, pasukan na next week. Kailangan ko ng PUNCTUATION.
Use GUAVA in a sentence. I just had a haircut. Masa-GUAVA?
Use DEDUCT,DEFENSE, DEFEAT, and DETAIL in a sentence. DEDUCT jumped over DEFENSE but DETAIL landed before DEFEAT. Use DEPOSIT in a sentence. Paki-check nga ang banyo. I think DEPOSIT is leaking.
Use PERSUADING in a sentence. Kiko and Kikay got married on June 1, 1992 so on June 1, 1993, they are going to celebrate their PERSUADING anniversary.
Use DEVASTATION in a sentence. I wait for the bus at DEVASTATION every morning.
Use CONCLUSION and OPINION in one sentence. (Pointing to a door): CONCLUSION, hindi OPINION.
Use PAMPERS and PAPERS in one sentence. At the gasoline station, I asked the attendant, “Do I PAMPERS or do I PAPERS?”
Use DIFFERENCE and DIFFERENCES in one sentence. If the royal family has a baby boy, he is called DIFFERENCE; if they have a baby girl, she is called DIFFERENCES.
Use PROTESTANT in a sentence. Apples, oranges, and other fruits can be bought at the PROTESTANT.
Use ANALYZE and ANATOMY in one sentence. My ANALYZE over the ocean so bring back my ANATOMY.
Use IRAQ, IRAN and EGYPT in one sentence. IRAQ is bigger than a stone; IRAN is faster than a walk; and EGYPT is smaller than a truck.
Use INDAY in a sentence. (In your best Whitney Houston voice): INDAAAAAAAAAAY will always love you…ooooooo.
Use ASSOCIATE in a sentence. My dog smelled awful kasi naman pala next to him, ASSOCIATE.
Use DINUGUAN in a sentence. I tried turning on the TV but no matter how many times I tried DINUGUAN.
Use PAUL five times in a sentence. PAUL, be carePAUL; you might PAUL in the swimming PAUL and make a PAUL of yourself.
Use HOSTESS in a sentence. To answer a ringing telephone, you say, “HOSTESS?”
Use CASHEW and SKATE in a sentence. I want to have a tattoo sana CASHEW mukhang ma-SKATE e.
Use CUISINE in a sentence. I hope you studied last night because your teacher might give a surprise CUISINE Math.
(i am a filipino american, i show no disrespect. just for fun)
John Jansen
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February 15th, 2009 at 2:58 am
nYahahA uNg ibA nqA2tawA uNg ibA cÖrnY mØde tØinK! *piZ*”,v
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February 15th, 2009 at 9:49 am
Very interesting and funny! XD
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February 18th, 2009 at 12:31 am
nu ba nmn yan…!hahahaa lol…ka2tawa..
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February 20th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
har har har….thnx s corny jokes….
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February 21st, 2009 at 2:44 pm
eow
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February 21st, 2009 at 6:54 pm
wow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!awesome it’s bea-u-ti-ful
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February 28th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
bwhahah!!!!nakakatawa!!!ang galing naman, sana damihan nyo pa ang mga jokes nyo…hehehe…MOre Power and God bless us…
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February 28th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Sa lahat – Maraming salamat sa inyong mga komento.
Gloriefe S. dela Cruz – Marami pa tayong ibang jokes sa MY PINOY JOKES. Ones posted here are only those for rating.
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March 6th, 2009 at 8:23 am
hahaha very nice jokes! kakatawa…..ang galing
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March 11th, 2009 at 9:01 am
HILARIOUS!
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March 16th, 2009 at 11:20 pm
WahahA!! YAhOOOOOOOOOO!!… Saya-saya nmn dito!!…
sna MinsAn PakiBawasan ka Kornihan
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March 25th, 2009 at 4:06 am
hahahaahaha!!!!!!…………… ok lgn mnan ung iba nakakatwa yung iba corney nohhhhhhhhhh……!11
ehhhhhhhh!!!!…………
hehehehehe…………….!!!!
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April 19th, 2009 at 9:17 am
that’s more like it. fun without turning someone down. you are great.
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April 20th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
ok lang
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April 20th, 2009 at 3:53 pm
nakzzz nman…..! nyc ahhhh..!
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May 14th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
like it!!!
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June 26th, 2009 at 6:50 pm
ang ko-corney ng jokes mo. burahin mo n yan. nkkhiya lng s ibang jokes d2
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June 28th, 2009 at 12:17 am
hahahaha.ang galing!!!cant stop laughing!!!!
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June 29th, 2009 at 10:24 am
to retired playboy – ikaw ba merong dyok? kahit corny, kakatawa pa naman ah.
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August 5th, 2009 at 2:08 pm
the jokes are so funny….hehehe!… we want more!!!!
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August 20th, 2009 at 11:31 am
hehehehe…sawai naman!!!!lol
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September 4th, 2009 at 10:49 am
aheheh..,….. ang cute… gueh gueh ingatz….
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September 10th, 2009 at 11:02 pm
teehee! nice one dude!
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September 18th, 2009 at 5:53 am
hahahahahahahaahahaa
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November 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
kaunting tawa mga dabarkads
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June 25th, 2010 at 10:45 am
maganda,,,,,sana mas marami pang iba!!!!!!
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July 12th, 2010 at 10:14 pm
Jejeje funny
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August 19th, 2010 at 1:28 am
aha,,!
use nmn tayutay in a sentence,,
ay c tatay nadapa,,tayutay,,,hehe!!,,^_^
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November 30th, 2010 at 10:36 am
,. ehhh di wag mo tignan prng lugi k pa haaa,.,.
hmmmmm
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June 4th, 2011 at 1:35 am
Pagawa naman ng Angela/Gela/Abie or Peret in a sentence. Pleeeeease.
) Yung maikli lang. XD
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July 4th, 2011 at 7:50 pm
kamaisan ung iba peo meron nmng kunting nakakatawa
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October 5th, 2011 at 1:37 pm
gusto ko yong use PAUL five times in a sentence. e-facebook ko un.SUPEEEER GANDAAAAAH TALAGAAAA!!!
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October 8th, 2011 at 2:33 pm
nakakatawa ka ken;
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