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Teacher: Ricky 3+1?
Ricky:4 po mam
teacher:Very good! ikaw naman Alex, 3+1?
alex:ayan! ayan! pag mahirap ang sa akin na!
teacher - jess spell goat?
jess - (iniisip pa ang bawat letra) G-O-...
teacher - Can you spell it faster?
jess - Meeehhhh, meeehhh.
teacher - who can give a question then translate it to filipino?
romeo - my teacher is intelligent, isn't she?
teacher - very good very nice example. okey! can you translate it in filipino?
romeo - ang guro ko ay matalino, matalino nga ba?
teacher - rico, please use the word Fact three times in a sentence.
rico - (nag-isip nang malalim bago sumagot) mam as a matter of fact, the birds cannot fly without fact fact
teacher - ang pag-aaralan natin bukas ay tungkol sa katapatan,kaya basahin ninyo ang chapter 12 ng inyong aklat.
students - yes mam!
Kinabukasan.
teacher - binasa ba ninyo ang chapter 12 ng inyong aklat?
students - (sabaysabay) Yes mam!
teacher - yan ang sinasabi ko sa inyo dapat talaga maturuan kayo ng pagiging matapat para sa inyong kaalaman walang chapter 12 ang inyong aklat
teacher - john do you know Jose rizal?
john - no mam
teacher - Ikaw pat?
Pat - no mam!
teacherHindi niyo ba talaga kilala si Jose Rizal?
alvin - mam baka sa kabilang section siya!
teacher - galing tayo kay adam at eve
student - hindi mam! ang sab ng tatay ko galing daw tayo sa unggoy.
teacher - tumahimik ka dyan! we are not talking about your family.
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30, Sep 2006 |
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11, Dec 2006 |
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23, Jul 2006 |
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