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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St Peter at
the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall full of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on earth
has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will

"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Nelson Mandela's. The hands have never moved,
indicating that he never told a lie."

"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved twice, telling us that he told only two lies in his
entire life."

"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man............................
.................................................. .............................
"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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